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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2017

    Aides Concerned Trump’s Mental Health Declining After President Admits He May Not Be Omnipotent Living God https://trib.al/mWfXvGC pic.twitter.com/dUzl1pBf1a

    11:58 AM - 17 Oct 2017
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    • Ruff Ruff MF Peter Oellermann Sam Spookymaster monday mood Chris Montoya Will (William) Todd Shumate🇮🇱🇺🇸 Brian Sparrow Vulcan
    24 replies 344 retweets 1,259 likes
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      2. Donald J. Trump‏ @FakeTrumpy 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My IQ and mental health is medically recognised as the best ever of any human or animal who has ever lived. Fact! #FakeNews

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      1. Pete L. Rodriguez‏ @PeteLRodriguez 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dcfairbank

        He started reading The Onion and was frustrated cause he could not label them “FAKE NEWS!” 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Gabgirl12000‏ @gabgirl12000 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol, I love the onion.

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      1. Jeff Kaos‏ @JeffKaos 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion only did satirical "news". Now you're reporting real events? Hopefully you'll go back to making stuff up.

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      1. kaza.fm‏ @kaza_fm 17 Oct 2017
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        Nooooooo!!!!! But does he remain as the God of Oranges?

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      1.  🌊Meph Loves America  🇺🇸  🌊‏ @MEPHIDOS 17 Oct 2017
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        The Onion must be not be feeling well, this isnt even Parody!

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      1. Zachary Ramirez‏ @Rzachary53 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq-6aj9sNvo …

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      1. Mr Phantasmic‏ @Phantasmic_H 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Vernaculis

        Raises a good question - can the emperor 2nd a heretic?

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      1. Poe's Law= True‏ @ScribeUndead 18 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/uooSKWkRfU

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      1. Ken McKinney‏ @KenMcKinney14 17 Oct 2017
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        I just can’t look at him any more. I’m going blind.

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      1. Sabrina McConville‏ @SabrinaMcConvi1 17 Oct 2017
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        Muahahaha

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      1. Gimmearealpresident‏ @Gimmearealpres1 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mentally unhealthy, unstable, deer in the headlights, lunatic. Who voted for this dude? Should be very ashamed, red in face, ready to......

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 17 Oct 2017
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        I'm suspicious that doesn't sound like Trump...

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      1. K2 Global Hermit  😎 !‏ @K2globalTrade 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TomWellborn

        My poor supreme white pharaoh ! My heart playing little violins🎻 for him ! 🍷

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      1. Herm Nielsen‏ @Herm_ca45 17 Oct 2017
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        Are you sure that's not McCain's aides? How 'bout Mad Maxie's minions?

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      1. This Thing‏ @ThisThingIsZ 17 Oct 2017
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        Pharoh's well that ends well, I always say.

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      1. Cthulhu Tweets‏ @CthulhuTweeting 17 Oct 2017
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        My heart sank when I realised this was an Onion article.

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