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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2017

    Historians Suggest ‘Goodfellas’ YouTube Clips May Be Fragments Of Larger Work https://trib.al/80No2Ph pic.twitter.com/hrhZpqBFru

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      1. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow I wonder if they'll ever find out what it is !! Amazing !

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      2. Hell Admin‏ @skott_e 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CAGribble

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      3. Clark Gribble‏ @CAGribble 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @skott_e @TheOnion

        Their next topic of study should be The Sopranos, and @joerogan podcasts...

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      1. culture worrier ✨‏ @sexcoffin 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jrhennessy

        he would cut the clips so short they would liquify on the website

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      1. i’m a knife now‏ @GabiSnurb 17 Oct 2017
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        CC @Space_Launch @JaySaqqa et al... etc...

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      1. The Daily Freier‏ @DailyFreier 17 Oct 2017
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        Sorry, I was busy slicing garlic with a razor blade. Did I miss anything?

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 17 Oct 2017
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        He’s clearly angling for a grant to allow him to research his theory more fully.

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      1.  👻read  ⚰y‏ @breadgravy 17 Oct 2017
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        This is brilliant.

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      1. Pug‏ @RealAlexCorey 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_ForgottenMan

        scholars derided its heteronormative, white male cast, claiming 20th C examples of persons of color and binaries who were also mobsters.

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      1. RonKoff ™‏ @RonKoff 17 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/620kLS1hVL

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      1. Lonnie Martin‏ @ningenmanga 18 Oct 2017
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        This will be a real article in fifteen years.

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      1. Joseph V.‏ @AManCalledH 18 Oct 2017
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        I don't believe you, is this what they mean by "fake news"? I used to hold the Onion in high regard but now I question it.

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      1. iLLPhiL sez ABOLISH ICE‏ @filmatix 17 Oct 2017
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      1. Adam Goldstein‏ @AdGo 17 Oct 2017
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        I'm not saying it was aliens, but... aliens

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      1. Dan Loya‏ @DanLoya1 17 Oct 2017
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        Hey where’s my cut DoI amuse youpic.twitter.com/UVFqPvrFzL

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      1. Vikrant N‏ @vikrantn96 17 Oct 2017
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      1. obi pun kenobi‏ @KevinMillerAN 17 Oct 2017
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        @RichardDawkins remains skeptical demanding proof

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      1. Buns N' Roses‏ @buns__n__roses 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @adamjohnsonNYC

        Wait is this a parody of something I missed?

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      1. Lurka‏ @Lurka_UK 17 Oct 2017
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