When the onion starts to sound really believable that's when you know shits fucked
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Wow he is very generous but the liberal media will barry this story !!
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I hadn't realized
@theonion was now doing hard news. Thanks for reporting the sad facts of this failed country.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Clearly, the failing alt-media will not report on this breakthrough. Sad losers. Really sad. Unlike Covfefe. Tremendous.
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President is said to be waiting for Congress to "pass absolutely nothing in the next few months at which time absolutely nothing will finally be done for Puerto Rico."
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At least he threw paper towels at them, to clean nothing up.
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This would be funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth.
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I hope Puerto Ricans like nothingburgers.
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By the time he's done, we'll have the best nothing! Believe me!
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Mainstream media is at it again
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Of course when an onion article gets so many likes and retweets, it’s because they based Trump.... even if the facts aren’t facts.
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This is truth. Supplies still in containers, need trucks 2clear roads, flooding due 2heavy debris. Schools 2 open 10/25- kids w/o supplies.
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Melania "The president should expect no ass at all arriving for the rest of his life"
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Too late...things already arrived!!! ...try again...
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21st Century American translation for "Let them eat cake".
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More fake news
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The people of Puerto Rico can expect nothing at all to be distributed until the corrupt officials grease their minions.
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Thats way too much....
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