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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2017

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    “The people of Puerto Rico should expect absolutely nothing at all to begin arriving within days.”https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/919983313544196096 …

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    Trump Administration Sends 30 Million Nothing To Puerto Rico Victims https://trib.al/uZlEecf  pic.twitter.com/LQKsPKlP6P
    9:09 PM - 16 Oct 2017
    • 1,108 Retweets
    • 4,189 Likes
    • Taylor Spicer "stop the yemeni genocide" andy camille🌹 Freeman 6'5" and Ugly han 🌼 carter 🏳️‍🌈 Luke Mitchell FAQSofLife
    38 replies 1,108 retweets 4,189 likes
      1. ksanto‏ @kyle_santo 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion starts to sound really believable that's when you know shits fucked

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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow he is very generous but the liberal media will barry this story !!

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Kerri_Renee‏ @Kerri_Renee 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gJ8hplKOLH

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      1. Kate Brooks‏ @katebrooksphoto 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hadn't realized @theonion was now doing hard news. Thanks for reporting the sad facts of this failed country.

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      1. Constantin Gurdgiev‏ @GTCost 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clearly, the failing alt-media will not report on this breakthrough. Sad losers. Really sad. Unlike Covfefe. Tremendous.

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        President is said to be waiting for Congress to "pass absolutely nothing in the next few months at which time absolutely nothing will finally be done for Puerto Rico."

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      1. Bailey‏ @Willis3B 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least he threw paper towels at them, to clean nothing up.

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      1. ȚÖÐĎ  🏳️‍🌈‏ @toddadam 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would be funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth.

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      1. Riselda‏ @Riselda 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope Puerto Ricans like nothingburgers.

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      1. Josh Stern‏ @WKFCinSF 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        By the time he's done, we'll have the best nothing! Believe me!

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      1. i wear extra medium‏ @IWasJustinYou 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mainstream media is at it again

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      1. Beautiful‏ @Jammmeessg 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course when an onion article gets so many likes and retweets, it’s because they based Trump.... even if the facts aren’t facts.

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      1. Damaris Reda‏ @borinquena419 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is truth. Supplies still in containers, need trucks 2clear roads, flooding due 2heavy debris. Schools 2 open 10/25- kids w/o supplies.

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      1. Honey Bee‏ @usrsclarke25 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Melania "The president should expect no ass at all arriving for the rest of his life"

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      1. Naked Truth Now.com‏ @worldcom37 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too late...things already arrived!!! ...try again...

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      1. Dutch Schultz‏ @Dutch1968 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        21st Century American translation for "Let them eat cake".

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      1. Scott Bailey‏ @buhbuhhyde 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @heybailey23

        More fake news

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      1. Dennis Tynes  🇺🇸‏ @DennisTynes 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The people of Puerto Rico can expect nothing at all to be distributed until the corrupt officials grease their minions. #BigGovSucks

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      1. mark bunch‏ @marc_bunch 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats way too much....

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