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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2017

    Starbucks Offering New Lukewarm Coffee To Help Ease Customers’ Transition From Iced To Hot https://trib.al/HKujHwl pic.twitter.com/rD64AgSCsa

    11:51 AM - 16 Oct 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2017

        "We encourage customers to visit their local Starbucks to get one while it lasts." https://trib.al/kr3oNaQ pic.twitter.com/i6VfJfgGIO

        4 replies 26 retweets 189 likes
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      2. Gabe‏ @GabeWakeUpCall 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HarmonySoleil I'm dying 😂😂😂

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      3. spoopy  💀 🎃 soleil‏ @HarmonySoleil 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GabeWakeUpCall @TheOnion

        TEPID ROAST!!!! 😂🤣😂 this is great. Cc @mollyisfly

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      2. darm‏ @darmroast 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ceer_pong your dream

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      3. snoop doggg‏ @ceer_pong 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @darmroast @TheOnion

        HAHAHA ew

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      1. Olen‏ @OlenAtTheRouge 16 Oct 2017
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        Wow. Way too soon. Extremely poor taste to joke about this right now.

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      2. Sam‏ @summppa 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dndzw I think this was made for you

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      3. dana‏ @dananiedz 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @summppa @TheOnion

        I just don’t like when my tongue gets burned :((

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      1. Ginger Chabot‏ @gingerchabot 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too mad at Starbucks for closing Teavana to ever give them my business.

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      1. Charles Jewkes‏ @charliemac60 16 Oct 2017
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        Still not buying it! Boycott!

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      1. Steph!‏ @ampersteph 16 Oct 2017
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        @trevschroed SO TEPID

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      1. ver 🐍 🍋‏ @TPlac 16 Oct 2017
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        Never miss an opportunity to make money

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      1. Vaxu‏ @DuncanChesley 16 Oct 2017
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        I don’t care if it’s -50 outside... I need that Dunkin Donuts cold brew.

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      1. Michael Zook‏ @Z00kymonster 16 Oct 2017
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        @BostonMaxG

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      1. lucifers domain422==‏ @dragonking2001 23 Oct 2017
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        ok

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      1. Trooper‏ @TrooperTHKitten 21 Oct 2017
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        HAHAHAHA

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      1. Sarah Chinn Jones‏ @gfscookie 19 Oct 2017
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        Lol for real!

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      1. Night Gallery Enjoyer‏ @iantrobertson 17 Oct 2017
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        I would pay extra for this. Their coffee cools at a Chernobyl-half-life rate.

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      1. Neil Puncher‏ @NPuncher 17 Oct 2017
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        Lukewarm? Sounds like regular Costa....

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