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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2017

    Trump Administration Sends 30 Million Nothing To Puerto Rico Victims https://trib.al/uZlEecf pic.twitter.com/LQKsPKlP6P

    10:48 AM - 16 Oct 2017
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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gracious Puerto Rico responds by saying "Thanks for nothing."

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      1. This Guy‏ @AGuyOnTehNets 16 Oct 2017
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        He also personally sent 1 million of his own nothing to PR

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      1. Marlene Clark‏ @marlenecclark 16 Oct 2017
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        He is clearly only president of the states that he won. #californiafires

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      1. Jay S. Rawley‏ @Ric335 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But.. those.. paper towels..

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      2. VulGar‏ @TrueVulgarian 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That would be funnier if it wasn't so accurate. "I hear you need water and electricity. But I'm dedicating this golf trophy to you instead."

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      2. BOOLandia‏ @langelandia 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is he supposed to send them anything with these hands... Y'all just bein' #handistspic.twitter.com/NOrfzNPWuC

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3.  🎃PEACHES  🎃 ⚖️ ⏰ ⚖️‏ @nuttinhoney16 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @langelandia @TheOnion

        Don’t worry. The historians are keeping track of what you are and are not doing for your country. So far it’s pathetic.

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      1. Jon  🇬🇧‏ @jon_hill987 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well, with all that big water, big ocean water, in the way it would be hard do do anything else.

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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop reporting the truth and go back to your sadistic satire!

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      1. DS White‏ @DS_White_ 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean to say he advanced Puerto Rico 150 mil and petitioned congress for 4.9 bil more. I see The Onion panders to sheeple.

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      1. Shawn Pogatchnik‏Verified account @ShawnPogatchnik 16 Oct 2017
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        But wait, there's more: Puerto Rico received a full third of a golf trophy. That's more than 33 percent of nothing.http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/353355-trump-dedicates-golf-trophy-to-puerto-rico-hurricane-victims …

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      1. Allgrowdupnow‏ @allgrowdupnow 16 Oct 2017
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        Who does Trump's performance management? How shit does he have to be before HR are called in for a meeting?

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      1. Ember‏ @emberblaine 16 Oct 2017
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        This is just news

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      1. whirring‏ @mistySpock 16 Oct 2017
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        "Nothin says nothin like nothin in the oven and Nillsbury says it best." - old National Lampoon

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      1. Laura M. Mosely‏ @lamosely 17 Oct 2017
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        I thought @TheOnion was supposed to be SATIRE...this is a 100% real headline

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      1. Mr. Charles‏ @Barbudo22 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not even beautiful, soft paper towels? What a looser! Sad! Baby!

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      1.  🌊Meph Loves America  🇺🇸  🌊‏ @MEPHIDOS 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious but hardly a parody

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      1. JoeTaxpayer®‏ @JoeTaxpayerBlog 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would be funny if it weren't so true. Since election, @TheOnion just can publish trump transcripts, unbelievable.

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      1. Jackie Alice North‏ @JackieAliceNor1 17 Oct 2017
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        Is this a f*cking joke?! What has the world come to 😡

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