Gracious Puerto Rico responds by saying "Thanks for nothing."
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He also personally sent 1 million of his own nothing to PR
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He is clearly only president of the states that he won.
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But.. those.. paper towels..
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That would be funnier if it wasn't so accurate. "I hear you need water and electricity. But I'm dedicating this golf trophy to you instead."
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How is he supposed to send them anything with these hands... Y'all just bein'
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Don’t worry. The historians are keeping track of what you are and are not doing for your country. So far it’s pathetic.
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well, with all that big water, big ocean water, in the way it would be hard do do anything else.
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Stop reporting the truth and go back to your sadistic satire!
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You mean to say he advanced Puerto Rico 150 mil and petitioned congress for 4.9 bil more. I see The Onion panders to sheeple.
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But wait, there's more: Puerto Rico received a full third of a golf trophy. That's more than 33 percent of nothing.http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/353355-trump-dedicates-golf-trophy-to-puerto-rico-hurricane-victims …
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Who does Trump's performance management? How shit does he have to be before HR are called in for a meeting?
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This is just news
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"Nothin says nothin like nothin in the oven and Nillsbury says it best." - old National Lampoon
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I thought
@TheOnion was supposed to be SATIRE...this is a 100% real headlineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not even beautiful, soft paper towels? What a looser! Sad! Baby!
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Hilarious but hardly a parody
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This would be funny if it weren't so true. Since election,
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Is this a f*cking joke?! What has the world come to
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