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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Oct 2017

    Man Worried Any Crazy Person Could Get Hands On Congressional Seat https://trib.al/J5hc9Og pic.twitter.com/eda4pcuOnA

    11:58 AM - 15 Oct 2017
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    28 replies 128 retweets 543 likes
      1.  🌴 The Tropical Cow  🐄‏ @Tropicow 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Impossible!!!pic.twitter.com/jzOcrRqlAO

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      1. Zula‏ @ZulaQi 15 Oct 2017
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        I laugh, then feel a pain in my chest.

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      1. John Tieso‏ @johntieso 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this guy running in CA? The story could actually be true instead of satire.

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      2. Christopher Gennari‏ @profgennari 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        put an R in front of the name on election day - and they just might.

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      1. Dan Loya‏ @DanLoya1 16 Oct 2017
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        looks like too much starch in his nickers

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 15 Oct 2017
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        No shit

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      1. Duhg‏ @epicurusrocked 15 Oct 2017
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        Too late.

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      1. rayfhassan‏ @rayfhassan 15 Oct 2017
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        Everybody worries. Why are this guy's worries worth a tweet?

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      1. Micheline Ronningen‏ @MickeySteffy 15 Oct 2017
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        Now that brought a laugh!

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 15 Oct 2017
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        Yes but why are the door handles a different heights. That might confuse Zombies but not Crazy Folk.

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 15 Oct 2017
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        ...or a gun...or a Fox News show...or a twitter account....

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      1. Scott Mackay‏ @McClueless 15 Oct 2017
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        Man Worried Any Crazy Person Could Get Hands On Oval Office #beafraid https://trib.al/J5hc9Og pic.twitter.com/ezlpJHjWKL

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      1. lee  🌊 🌊 I VOTED BLUE!! 🌊 🌊‏ @scanmead 15 Oct 2017
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        It's a little late to worry.

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      1. Passer-Gasbuddy‏ @PasserGasbuddy 15 Oct 2017
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        And after the president gets through with it, it is alleged that it turns magically into a plant: A Pussy willow, (Or is that pussy widow)!

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      1. Been Doin' It‏ @mrbillyanders 15 Oct 2017
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        Worst, becoming POTUS aka Leader of the Free World.

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      1. Don Baker‏ @Bakerd9Don 15 Oct 2017
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        it's true, just look at all the crazy's there now. Who's fault is it? Ours, the people for voting these nuts in, wake up people

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      1. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone 15 Oct 2017
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        What, did you just wake up from a coma?

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