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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2017

    NHL Warns Hockey Fans That Banging On Glass Scares Players https://trib.al/PtEFsyD pic.twitter.com/lUCh26Y2y3

    3:41 PM - 14 Oct 2017
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    • Cam Brown formerlyCenterline Jesse Stilphen 🧐 Scott Eckert Matt, but 💀👻🧟‍♂️🧛‍♂️🕸🕷 Rex🎃Spookhouse ‘ol one leg BIG T Matt VanBenschoten
    30 replies 762 retweets 2,579 likes
      1. spoopy effect ed‏ @thehavenworks 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It sounds like a hundred shotgun shots going off in their heads. Plus it messes with the players' echolocation.

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      2. the real sarah rodow‏ @TRodow 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @inspiredbyjah

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      3. Ras Dan‏ @inspiredbyjah 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TRodow @TheOnion

        I hope you were behaving yourself at the zoo

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. the real sarah rodow‏ @TRodow 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @inspiredbyjah @TheOnion

        Bro i was more hype than the kids there

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gravy Hambone‏ @OGShowtime65 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Mattjohn007

        This has to be a joke right?!?! Or maybe they wrote this for the NY Zoo and got it mixed up...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. A Dash of Razzledazzle‏ @Mattjohn007 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @OGShowtime65 @TheOnion

        For sure a joke, it’s the onion, they are a satirical account

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Adam Town‏ @TheTownster 14 Oct 2017
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        @emosereba

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      1. Bryan Covey‏ @bcovey17 14 Oct 2017
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        More importantly it's annoying as shit to fellow fans

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      1. Please welcome to the stage, Miss Stress‏ @sass_on_blast 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SwimMouseSwim

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      1. 𝓳𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓮‏ @hi_may3 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Mare_bear3131 😂😂😂

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      2. John Hamill‏ @JohnHamill151 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CC @TheFTProphet

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      2. Capt Jim‏ @CaptainJimBurke 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that's a lie.

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      2. Brenden McGraw‏ @Mcgraw452 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @swain328 @TheOnion

        That was almost English

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      4. Brenden McGraw‏ @Mcgraw452 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @swain328 @TheOnion

        I think it's more of what our brains are capable of that makes us human. Clearly you have proven this wrong with your existence.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Brenden McGraw‏ @Mcgraw452 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @swain328 @TheOnion

        Oh look you can spell. As for your comment I don't see why that's relevant. It's also wrong but hey one issue at a time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Brenden McGraw‏ @Mcgraw452 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @swain328 @TheOnion

        I didn't have to. I chose to. After all I'm on a long car ride with nothing better to do. And yes I'm surprised that you managed to be coherent with your statements.

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