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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2017

    EPA Promotes Pulsating Black Sludge To Deputy Director https://trib.al/zu2sFDr pic.twitter.com/FE7htsXPxz

    2:38 PM - 14 Oct 2017
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    41 replies 779 retweets 2,343 likes
      1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Arthur Chu Retweeted Arthur Chu

        Called ithttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/912845047376367616 …

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        Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
        Hidden recordings of Pruitt's secret conversations include 18 hours of chanting in an unknown language of a so-called "Ritual of Hexxus"
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      1. Daemon X Bandage‏ @NintendoBandage 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sabotengarden

        That would be an improvement, though.

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      1. Cryptid Writer‏ @crazyducksfan 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like the President.

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      1. Kevin Connaghan‏ @KevinConnaghan 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew Harvey Weinstein would end up joining the Trump administration.

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      1. Eileen T‏ @eileendt5 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chet? Is that you? It's been ages. Congrats on the promotion.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As seen on the Sludge Report.

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      1. 1UpJohn‏ @1upjohn 14 Oct 2017
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        Hey! Isn't that Harvey Weinstein? The resemblance is uncanny.

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      1. Scott Whitfield‏ @ScottUWEC 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well it should complement Pruitt nicely.

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      1. Life is What?... 🎼 🎸‏ @zeppelinrules63 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JackHockett1

        Okay, gross.... 😶

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      1. J. Scott‏ @TatumJustin 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This made me laugh entirely harder than it should have.

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      1. Orel Fargas‏ @OrelFargas 14 Oct 2017
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        Looks like the aftermath of Chris Christie eating rancid chilli.

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      1. Pippa Musgrave #FBPE‏ @PippaMusgrave1 14 Oct 2017
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        wouldn't happen under the current regime, the sludge is black

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      1. Mom first Vote November 6th‏ @duling_kelly 14 Oct 2017
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        Better choice than Pruitt

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      1. Frankie B‏ @frankiebguitar 15 Oct 2017
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        Sad but probably true.

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      1. This Thing‏ @ThisThingIsZ 15 Oct 2017
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        On the plus side, it never uses the term "synergy".

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      1. Drew Webster‏ @drewebster 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Headline: Funny 1 of every 6 tweets @TheOnion improves to 1 of 5.

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      1. Lisa Berry‏ @ru2jaded 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        way, way overdue

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      1. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come on Onion, if your going to take the Ted Turner approach to eco-tainment you need to make more Captain Planet references!

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