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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2017

    Woman Comes Forward With First Allegations Of Biggest Sexual Harassment Scandal Of 2036 https://trib.al/NiGJCQ4 pic.twitter.com/yExpcYtIVU

    1:35 PM - 14 Oct 2017
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    17 replies 234 retweets 860 likes
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      2. Rebecca Dante‏ @RebeccaDante 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        really poor taste right now.

        4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Princess Tomato‏ @shimchangmin 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RebeccaDante @TheOnion

        No, it's the perfect time to show that this shit gets swept under the rug for decades along with the first victims that speak out.

        3 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
      4. Rebecca Dante‏ @RebeccaDante 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @shimchangmin @TheOnion

        the thing is about humor, sometimes it misses the mark. This is Frat level humor that mocks women getitright

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Princess Tomato‏ @shimchangmin 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RebeccaDante @TheOnion

        I am a woman, I have been harassed, you clearly didn't read the whole article, which is only a paragraph, it is mocking the system

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      6. Princess Tomato‏ @shimchangmin 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @shimchangmin @TheOnion

        also I would like to add for anyone else who sees this reply, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIND IT FUNNY! I know some will be hurt by it /1

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      7. Princess Tomato‏ @shimchangmin 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @shimchangmin @TheOnion

        but don't try to say it is something it isn't, accept what it is, and that it's ok to not like it. /end

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. ActivityGhoul‏ @ActivityGrrrl 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Once again, @TheOnion has a better grasp on current events than pretty much all other media and civilians. 👏

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. ActivityGhoul‏ @ActivityGrrrl 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ActivityGrrrl

        I don't expect everyone to like every piece of satire. I sure don't. But, I do expect others to NOT tell me what my experiences are or…

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. ActivityGhoul‏ @ActivityGrrrl 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ActivityGrrrl

        …how to react to them or what to like, enjoy, or support. No, I shouldn't do what you think I should do. I don't owe anyone that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Princess Tomato‏ @shimchangmin 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like people aren't getting this, read the whole thing, it's about the first victims and allegations being swept under the rug.

        2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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      2. bruce‏ @RBNOLIFE 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's always hilarious to see these dumbasses tweet The Onion that their satire is in poor taste. That's the point.

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
      3. Ace Defective‏ @GossSean42 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RBNOLIFE @TheOnion

        People also don't understand that a joke about a subject isn't inherently mocking the victims of that subject.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Scott M Mohn : pissed off and voting‏ @mohn_ncc1701 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably not a good subject for humor right now.

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Madman In A Blue Box LUVS 13  ❤️‏ @AnOldLefty 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mohn_ncc1701 @TheOnion

        Satire and social commentary aren't supposed to be comfortable. Oh, like gun control, when is a good time?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Scott M Mohn : pissed off and voting‏ @mohn_ncc1701 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AnOldLefty @TheOnion

        I meant it's not good to make light of the subject, it's always a good time to address it, just like gun control

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Madman In A Blue Box LUVS 13  ❤️‏ @AnOldLefty 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mohn_ncc1701 @TheOnion

        Satire is an indispensable tool to highlight the isdues.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Scott M Mohn : pissed off and voting‏ @mohn_ncc1701 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AnOldLefty @TheOnion

        I do not disagree, my point was to tread lightly.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. John Phaneron‏ @JohnPhaneron 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Vernaculis

        All of the #TooSoon comments here are making me LOL Have you people not seen @TheOnion before?! TOP LEL

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Olen‏ @OlenAtTheRouge 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JohnPhaneron @TheOnion @Vernaculis

        People always think it’s too soon. Lul

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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