Once again The Onion tweets real news. You think it's comedy but it actually happens.
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The noise must have been horrible and trying to sleep on those anti-homeless benches...you know, benches with large speed bumps...
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I--I didn't know. I'm so sorry
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As Homer Simpson once banged on his tv and said "BE MORE FUNNY!!"
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I remember when the Onion used to be funny. That was a long time ago though ; )
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Yeah I liked that one too...
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Community Theateressness is nothing to joke about. Educate yourself.
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