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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2017

    Marvel Hints At Upcoming Death Of Stan Lee https://trib.al/TfTCIaU pic.twitter.com/ov1oY4DTfn

    9:23 AM - 14 Oct 2017
    • 194 Retweets
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    35 replies 194 retweets 1,069 likes
      1. Random J‏ @_RandomJ_ 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Random J Retweeted The Onion

        Delete this.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/919237148955561984 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Marvel Hints At Upcoming Death Of Stan Lee https://trib.al/TfTCIaU  pic.twitter.com/ov1oY4DTfn
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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’ll be back 6 months later, as a half black and Latina Stan Lee.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Adam David‏ @ready_aim_nap 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Considering his wife recently died, this is in extraordinary bad taste.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1.  🎃Ms.Ludskeleton 🎃‏ @LudsDaily 14 Oct 2017
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        That man's a national treasure. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines! 😡pic.twitter.com/CozkfywpMW

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      1. Tim Sheils‏ @ReturnofTheBoi 14 Oct 2017
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        Come on guys, he's old. This isn't funny, he could actually die soon, he's 94

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      1. Thee Sarkastic Warrior El Jefe De Security‏ @ElJefeDSecurIT 14 Oct 2017
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        Not. Funny.

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      1. Erica Olivera‏ @AnneOzmaDorothy 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never. Ever. Joke about this.

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      1.  💥BlamRob‏ @blamrob 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @tonymoore

        That's not cool! Would have been funnier if you said gender change 😝

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      1. Truth to Power‏ @TheJewbyrd7777 14 Oct 2017
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        not cool man his wife passed this year and ya....

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      1. elizabeth baldwin‏ @lizziejobaldwin 14 Oct 2017
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        What a sick post....not funny

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      1. Chase Pulsipher?‏ @Somekindofchase 14 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/ejXRX8VMgZ

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      1. Vieux Garçon‏ @Le_Gendre_Ideal 14 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/mJc03l9rqx

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      1. Ethan Thoren‏ @EthanThoren 14 Oct 2017
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        How dare you?

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      1. Abe Froman‏ @kingkielbasa22 14 Oct 2017
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      1. T‏ @Tee_DB 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i ❤️ Stan Lee but this has still made me laugh each time it came up on my timeline

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      1. Katrina Rose, Ph.D.‏ @HistorianKat 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not cool* *I'll retract if you demonstrate that Stan is in on, and approved of, the joke (and I concede there's a decent chance he was.)

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      1. Darren Jones‏ @USAgoingforWC10 14 Oct 2017
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        Spoiler alert!

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      1. Konstantin‏ @therealkonstant 14 Oct 2017
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        Onion this is too far

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