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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Oct 2017

    Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon https://trib.al/80cfER8 pic.twitter.com/GDMuf7SOKK

    7:47 PM - 13 Oct 2017
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      2. Kieran D Williams‏ @KDWilliams7 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It would take very little to turn the Minnesota of Garrison Keillor into the Maine of Stephen King.pic.twitter.com/7Qg1diNu7W

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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      1. Dennis Croskey‏ @dkxkee 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Were they all above-average bodies?

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In related news, draining of swamp surrounding Washington D.C. postponed as federal government continues to fill it with more bodies. Dredging not expected to begin for three years costing American taxpayers million of dollars and thousands of lives.pic.twitter.com/yNhbtBuZWX

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      1. Mr. Pulcinella‏ @Pornivorous69 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guy Noir is on the case.

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      1. Abuelita Gordita‏ @laurita6790 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those women got strong swinging axes.

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      2. ClapClapDanceTrap‏ @EAKozmoz 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mainemoosetrax

        Please tell me it wasn't the above average children who were submerged

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EAKozmoz @TheOnion @mainemoosetrax

        What do you think happened to the below average ones?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ClapClapDanceTrap‏ @EAKozmoz 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOtherSimo @TheOnion @mainemoosetrax

        All the kids from Lake Woebegone are above average, just as the women are strong & the men good-looking #aPrairieHomeCompanion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EAKozmoz @TheOnion @mainemoosetrax

        And that doesn't seem suspicious to you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. ClapClapDanceTrap‏ @EAKozmoz 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOtherSimo @TheOnion @mainemoosetrax

        Not at all; they eat Powdermilk Biscuits, which are tasty and expeditious.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. baby jane hudson‏ @missjanehudson 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the autumn leaves are pretty and the tomatoes are all harvested.... @TheOnion @g_keillor

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      1. Bo Gardiner‏ @BoGardiner1 13 Oct 2017
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        Not enough ketchup.

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      1. Steve P  🇸🇪 🇮🇪‏ @StevePolychron 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's what they do with the below average children.

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      1. audiocure‏ @jjjgriffin 13 Oct 2017
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        am i missing something here

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      1. Alyssa‏ @alyssamarie022 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @wlutterman

        i actually cackled out loud at this

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      1. Mike Hyland‏ @MikeHyland5 13 Oct 2017
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        They were all wearing sensible shoes.

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      1. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen 13 Oct 2017
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        ...ice-fishing-under-the-influence casualties?

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