It would take very little to turn the Minnesota of Garrison Keillor into the Maine of Stephen King.pic.twitter.com/7Qg1diNu7W
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It would take very little to turn the Minnesota of Garrison Keillor into the Maine of Stephen King.pic.twitter.com/7Qg1diNu7W
Were they all above-average bodies?
In related news, draining of swamp surrounding Washington D.C. postponed as federal government continues to fill it with more bodies. Dredging not expected to begin for three years costing American taxpayers million of dollars and thousands of lives.pic.twitter.com/yNhbtBuZWX
Guy Noir is on the case.
Those women got strong swinging axes.
Please tell me it wasn't the above average children who were submerged
What do you think happened to the below average ones?
All the kids from Lake Woebegone are above average, just as the women are strong & the men good-looking #aPrairieHomeCompanion
And that doesn't seem suspicious to you?
Not at all; they eat Powdermilk Biscuits, which are tasty and expeditious.
But the autumn leaves are pretty and the tomatoes are all harvested....
@TheOnion @g_keillor
Not enough ketchup.
That's what they do with the below average children.
am i missing something here
i actually cackled out loud at this
They were all wearing sensible shoes.
...ice-fishing-under-the-influence casualties?
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