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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Oct 2017

    Boys Scouts Will Allow Girls To Join https://trib.al/7sqOQCp  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/DUUXhqy3Ug

    3:32 PM - 13 Oct 2017
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    17 replies 182 retweets 790 likes
      1. AmeriCat 🇺🇸First! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸VSG 🇺🇸NotABot‏ @CarolM39 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @4TheJerseyKid

        I think it's disgraceful, and it misses the whole point of having Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts separate. Keep them separate! #WhatDoYouThink🇺🇸

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      1. Esva‏ @EsvaTweets 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jimmywhis

        why is this a big problem ? Boys and Girls have been doing this exact thing in England FOR DECADES!!!!!!

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      1. Gladim Notyou‏ @Logicmustwin 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course, because the shit guys do is so much more fun than the shit that girl scouts do. Explains why guys dont want to join girl scouts

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      1. Ryan Schauland‏ @rschauland 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "sawdust distributor" is my favorite part. Stick it out, Mary. Some day you'll join the ranks of Senior Sawdust Distributor

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      1. Julie‏ @alpinegoodtime 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They want our cookie profits. 😤😤😤

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      2. nothing‏ @Galaxy_Kirkie 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ITS CALLED BOY SCOUT FOR A FUCKING REASON

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      3. Georgie  🤔 Boi‏ @MemeLordGeorge 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Galaxy_Kirkie @TheOnion

        Only in America though, and only by people who have never been in the Boy Scouts before.

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      2. lailapolooza  🇨🇦‏ @Lailapolooza 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can boys join Brownies?

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      3. John McCurrie‏ @Sleepless8 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Lailapolooza @TheOnion

        Apparently not. Not in the UK at this moment in time. Our son is devistated.

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      1. John B‏ @mister_jb 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mamma Pence sure fucked up there.

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      1. Russell Anderson‏ @bigruss871 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about, '50% of pedophiles, are planing a protest march about boy scouts letting young girls into their club' ?

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      1. Ryan‏ @oldsryan49 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #onionsamepic lazy

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      1. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the Girl scouts are super salty about it

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      1. James Daniels‏ @JamesDa61728156 14 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Loved the scouts. Wouldn't have joined if girls were allowed !

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      2. Rose Ann null‏ @RoseAnnnull1 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm an old grandma, why do the girls want to? Do the moms want them to show something? What's the reason. Why can't they walk side by side. I don't really care other than the reasons. I would not have wanted to.

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      3. Rose Ann null‏ @RoseAnnnull1 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RoseAnnnull1 @TheOnion

        What do you think?

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      1. Jalloh Diallo‏ @JallohDiallo2 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How could that be possible😐 ?

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