This couldn't have come at a better time. Thank you so much, The Onion. Look who's a winner, everyone! Me! Haha!
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Get coupon redeemable at Yemen Starbucks.
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bullshit. I’ll stay right here.
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I knew I was a winner! You were wrong, mom and dad!!!
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why the fuck do I want to win onions?
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