You know that's Jupiter right? A planet without a surface on top of thousands of other factors that would make life impossible
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You know it's The Onion, right? It's just supposed to be funny
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Yeah yeah, I know.. It's just at least try to make it half way accurate though. Jupiter has nothing to be afraid of!
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Jupiter itself might not support life, but its moons might.
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Europa is our best bet to find life in our solar system actually. I wish their were more missions to go and drill into the ice.
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It should be clear by now why space aliens stay the hell away from earth.
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Folks that “well actually”
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HA HA HA!! I don't blame it LOL!
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Don't blame Trump. Blame Elon Musk. He could have bought a basketball team, but no, he wants to invade space.
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@a_man_in_lunacy meaningless till thenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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haaaaaaaa
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It's reasonable to be afraid.
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They are polluting as fast as possible to become non viable for humans
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Are you capable of talking a suicidal planet down from the ledge? Asking for a friend.
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