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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Oct 2017

    Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life https://trib.al/MXRuD8B pic.twitter.com/J5vdNMNdHB

    5:00 PM - 12 Oct 2017
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    32 replies 1,959 retweets 4,912 likes
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      2. Robert‏ @RK_711 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know that's Jupiter right? A planet without a surface on top of thousands of other factors that would make life impossible

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jaymes DeWitte‏ @Jaymes_DeWitte 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RK_711 @TheOnion

        You know it's The Onion, right? It's just supposed to be funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Robert‏ @RK_711 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jaymes_DeWitte @TheOnion

        Yeah yeah, I know.. It's just at least try to make it half way accurate though. Jupiter has nothing to be afraid of!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Patrick J. Colliano  ©️‏ @65pjc 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RK_711 @Jaymes_DeWitte @TheOnion

        Jupiter itself might not support life, but its moons might.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Robert‏ @RK_711 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @65pjc @Jaymes_DeWitte @TheOnion

        Europa is our best bet to find life in our solar system actually. I wish their were more missions to go and drill into the ice.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Steven Streets 🎺‏ @StevenStreets 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It should be clear by now why space aliens stay the hell away from earth.

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      1.  🎃Ish‏ @ishabazz 13 Oct 2017
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        Folks that “well actually” @TheOnion 🙃https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/918627420206522369 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life https://trib.al/MXRuD8B  pic.twitter.com/J5vdNMNdHB
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      2. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Musta been talking to this one...pic.twitter.com/6Kx2BrmeAJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Fabulous Abominable Hugman‏ @HondaGuy4 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BurningChaff

        HA HA HA!! I don't blame it LOL!

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't blame Trump. Blame Elon Musk. He could have bought a basketball team, but no, he wants to invade space.

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      1. Woodrow Wilson‏ @WoodrowPWillson 13 Oct 2017
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        @a_man_in_lunacy meaningless till then

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      1. dorothy parker wannabe‏ @citizen027 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haaaaaaaa

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      1. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 12 Oct 2017
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        It's reasonable to be afraid.

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      1. bernard b cohen‏ @TimeGrabber 13 Oct 2017
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        They are polluting as fast as possible to become non viable for humans

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      1. David‏ @wellydog67 13 Oct 2017
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        Are you capable of talking a suicidal planet down from the ledge? Asking for a friend.

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