Nice to know Mr. Krueger is still getting work.
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God i wish that was me
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I hate when that happens. Killer very rarely leaves evidence.
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Guess I should cancel my sleep apnea test
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Damn it, Scary Terry
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Never sneeze after a tonsillectomy
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Lol. You sickos. Love you.
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My wife confessed to me that I snore so bad she chokes me in the night just enough to get even with me & then goes and eats a bowl of cereal
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I thought Robert Englund was dead?!
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At press time, the "Dream Team" made up of Olympic basketball superstars from 1992 was unavailable for comment.
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Almost choked on my gum then.
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Regular immortal serial killers are out of the job now due to the jobs being outsourced to the dream relm.
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