Looks like you make a cameo in this Onion article @asterios
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Hot! Thanks for telling me
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haha this joke sucks, try to read the room next time ok
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Asterios!!
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It's hard to laugh considering the last week. Cheap shot at important issue. Onion, you can do better!
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You know, I like comedy... a lot... but this is completely insulting & tone deaf to an actual issue that is prevalent and painful. NOT OK.
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I think we all need to have a sense of humour about ourselves and others . Men's frailties are the subject of comedy too!
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True but this is just tasteless and bad timing.
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@asterios you’re everywhereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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that's actually not funny
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If you don’t have any friends, does it just display a blank screen that says “Nobody will miss you” ?
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would be much better if it was about the useless assholes at
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Is that my boi ASTERIOS BROKENNOSE?
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What the fuck did Facebook do to piss off The Onion, this is like the fourth article this month
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Friends don't let friends join Facebook...
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Dave can keep missing me
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A.K.A. Twitter
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Are you sure they didn't stay because they had
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