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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Oct 2017

    Emotionally Abusive Social Media Site Continuously Manipulating Woman Into Staying https://trib.al/CfwnOw6 pic.twitter.com/POkDoyJyot

    11:49 AM - 12 Oct 2017
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      2. Y'all Are Garbage and So Is Halloween‏ @noahremainsanon 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like you make a cameo in this Onion article @asterios

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Asterios “The Corn Maze Guy” Kokkinos‏ @asterios 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @noahremainsanon @TheOnion

        Hot! Thanks for telling me

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. rosalina from super mario galaxy‏ @aliadeles 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha this joke sucks, try to read the room next time ok

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      1. weggles‏ @weggles 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @asterios !

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      1. Don of the Dead  🧟‍♂️‏ @DonTakano 12 Oct 2017
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        Asterios!!

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      1. Just Jan‏ @jmjanmille 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's hard to laugh considering the last week. Cheap shot at important issue. Onion, you can do better!

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      2. Kelpie The Good Witch‏ @KelpiePellegrin 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, I like comedy... a lot... but this is completely insulting & tone deaf to an actual issue that is prevalent and painful. NOT OK.

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      3. SaltyHashBrown‏ @AshleyB36700426 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @KelpiePellegrin @TheOnion

        I think we all need to have a sense of humour about ourselves and others . Men's frailties are the subject of comedy too!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kelpie The Good Witch‏ @KelpiePellegrin 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AshleyB36700426 @TheOnion

        True but this is just tasteless and bad timing.

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      1. Tommy Bahama‏ @GreatDolomite 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @asterios you’re everywhere

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      1. Clodagh Smith‏ @Clodagh831 12 Oct 2017
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        that's actually not funny

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      1. LabileLlama‏ @LabileLlama 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you don’t have any friends, does it just display a blank screen that says “Nobody will miss you” ?

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      1.  🌹 🎃spooky october bloom 🎃 🌹‏ @maninbloom 12 Oct 2017
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        would be much better if it was about the useless assholes at @Twitter

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      1. Kevin Flesher‏ @FleshAesthetic 12 Oct 2017
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        Is that my boi ASTERIOS BROKENNOSE?

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      1. who watches the watchdog‏ @nasamuffin 12 Oct 2017
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        What the fuck did Facebook do to piss off The Onion, this is like the fourth article this month

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania 12 Oct 2017
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        Friends don't let friends join Facebook...

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      1. standingfierce‏ @standingfierce 12 Oct 2017
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        Dave can keep missing me

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      1. Killer Rabbit from Caerbannog‏ @the_other_bunny 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A.K.A. Twitter

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      1. Jokarr‏ @jokarr33 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure they didn't stay because they had @DiGiornoPizza ?

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