"We have never and will never want you to show us your sexual organs.” https://trib.al/kVbuIZT pic.twitter.com/WSJh1a3BdE
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"We have never and will never want you to show us your sexual organs.” https://trib.al/kVbuIZT pic.twitter.com/WSJh1a3BdE
Nation's men now perplexed about what to do with that shot of their junk they just took.
Send it to other men, they don't mind.
Oh, playing hard to get: sexy!
Remember, if some rando flashes you or sends you a dick pic, your response is: "Huh. Looks like a penis, only smaller."
Find his mother on facebook and forward it to her.
I had to double check to make sure it was you, Onion! Almost too close to the truth.
What does it mean for us when The Onion makes a serious point?
They've been doing it for at least a decade, whenever the staff gets fed up enough.
I'd almost be willing to wager competing with actual news events nowadays presents a distinct challenge.
What do you do when the satirical headline you would have used actually happens?
Kyun
Just to keep you informed from this reputable source!
Stop bullying me gora
Sure, that's what they say, but who can tell what they really mean.
Now you tell me
So, if I understand you correctly... I shouldn't have my penis on my business card?
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