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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Oct 2017

    Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues’, Acquaintances’, Strangers’ Genitals https://trib.al/3II2qIs pic.twitter.com/G7PzNLCctP

    10:53 AM - 12 Oct 2017
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    26 replies 630 retweets 1,719 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Oct 2017

        "We have never and will never want you to show us your sexual organs.” https://trib.al/kVbuIZT pic.twitter.com/WSJh1a3BdE

        10 replies 250 retweets 759 likes
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      2. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nation's men now perplexed about what to do with that shot of their junk they just took.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3.  ⭐Still Pink, still not a girl ⭐‏ @HugoThePinkCat 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TANickMA @TheOnion

        Send it to other men, they don't mind.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, playing hard to get: sexy!

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      2. bettybarc0de  🚲‏ @bettybarc0de 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember, if some rando flashes you or sends you a dick pic, your response is: "Huh. Looks like a penis, only smaller."

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @bettybarc0de @TheOnion

        Find his mother on facebook and forward it to her.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. LJ  ☕ 🐱 🏃🏻‍♀️ 🎃 👻 💀 🍁 🌻‏ @noisybrooklyn1 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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      1. Chris Catchpool‏ @chcacat 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had to double check to make sure it was you, Onion! Almost too close to the truth.

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      2. Your Friendly Neighborhood Fox‏ @RutilusFidael 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @datban

        What does it mean for us when The Onion makes a serious point?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Bart Barnes‏ @datban 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RutilusFidael @TheOnion

        They've been doing it for at least a decade, whenever the staff gets fed up enough.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Your Friendly Neighborhood Fox‏ @RutilusFidael 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @datban @TheOnion

        I'd almost be willing to wager competing with actual news events nowadays presents a distinct challenge.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Your Friendly Neighborhood Fox‏ @RutilusFidael 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @RutilusFidael @datban @TheOnion

        What do you do when the satirical headline you would have used actually happens?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. معارج‏ @Mfariduddin 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zoy4x

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      3. zoya f.‏ @zoy4x 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Mfariduddin @TheOnion

        Kyun🙄

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      4. معارج‏ @Mfariduddin 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @zoy4x @TheOnion

        Just to keep you informed from this reputable source!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. zoya f.‏ @zoy4x 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Mfariduddin @TheOnion

        Stop bullying me gora

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Lysander O‏ @o_lysander 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure, that's what they say, but who can tell what they really mean.

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      1. T Lou  🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 🇺🇸‏ @WhiskeyT33 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now you tell me

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      1. ChemicalClouds‏ @josh_winter_ 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, if I understand you correctly... I shouldn't have my penis on my business card?

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      1.  👊 Sweep The Leg  👣‏ @TriangleTheHead 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FakeNews

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