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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Oct 2017

    NFL Considering Forcing Players To Stand During Anthem https://trib.al/ZZCcyZo  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/ukMYHnWM0x

    3:05 PM - 11 Oct 2017
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    14 replies 189 retweets 695 likes
      1. Manual aka Murf‏ @ibemurf007 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Nofearnofavors4

        All was well until that 2 Tons of Fun fake President open his big fat mouth! Didn't open when he was a Draft dodger! He ran like Bolt😈

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      2. Samantha Greene‏ @dptofinjustice 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure the NFL forcing black players to stand in respect of our racist nation will only go over well.

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @dptofinjustice @TheOnion

        The entire planet is populated by deeply flawed humans. Why respect any of them?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  🐸Suspended in Gaffa  🐸 Comms open  🐸‏ @wrathberries 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @forzaquattro77 @dptofinjustice @TheOnion

        Ryan, because humans are social animals and if we don't respect each other then what's the goddamn point

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. K Kins‏ @king_kalpana 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't it be better if the country were in such shape that everyone WANTED to stand?

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      2. David Morris‏ @daromo53 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This just in: Trump abducted by space aliens. Space aliens immediately return Trump.

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      3. Manual aka Murf‏ @ibemurf007 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @daromo53 @TheOnion

        Why? Because of his IQ?

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      4. David Morris‏ @daromo53 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ibemurf007 @TheOnion

        No, they immediately saw that the emperor had no clothes and couldn’t bear the horror of it all.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. MuellerDoItNow 🌊 💧 🐾 🐞 🦗 🐕‏ @monicas17895526 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No one stopped te bow...he was making a religious statement on the NFL time....

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      1. Howdy‏ @camphowdy 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just wish the more patriotic team owners in my fantasy league would waive their ungrateful slav...players.

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      1. Julian G7PSF‏ @Scribemole 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AIUI, NFL made players stand in 1st place so guess they can enforce it. Nothing to stop players from standing on one leg, or upside down etc

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      2. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find it interesting how so called patriots are okay with shitting on OTHER people's rights so long as they're not personally affected.

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      3. Nick‏ @VoiceofKa 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @The_JJAllen @TheOnion

        Wait. You do know this is the Onion? Satire? Right?

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      1. Debra Pickett‏ @DebraPic1302 12 Oct 2017
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        🤦🏾‍♀️

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      1. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As opposed to the Onion’s twisted and incoherent understanding of race and justice.

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it ok to stand ON the flag?

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      3. PC‏ @MumCenteno1 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        Hey, Astros player uses it as bikini underwear. So,,,,,

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