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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Oct 2017

    Online Activists Unsure About Offensiveness Of Article, Figure They’ll Destroy Author’s Life Just In Case https://trib.al/KXLuQC7 pic.twitter.com/csByI3qk4f

    11:31 AM - 11 Oct 2017
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      1. TINY BALL OF CLAWS, TEETH, AND ANGER ಠ_ಠ‏ @stealthbadger 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/edmNNIGz0c

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      1. Dark Laughter‏ @DarkLaughterTDB 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #notsatire

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      1. Pierre Carriere‏ @pjcarriere 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It really is sad how realistic those comments are. That's why I love The @TheOnion though, their satirical "news" is so accurate.

        0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      1. Tony‏ @Antself_ 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OwenBenjamin

        pic.twitter.com/IkMCyL4mEy

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      2. Charles DePiero‏ @CharlesDepiero 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @orphandroid

        The lines between reality and satire have blurred for too long

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Kym Robinson‏ @KymRobinson80 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly true. Both left and right are quite eager to express such animosity over the written word.

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      1. Alfonso Martinez‏ @FonsieMartinez 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @notaxation

        "and the names of his family members just to be safe" lmao

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      2. ClemBodoc‏Verified account @ClemBodoc 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mymyhgl

        Je décède de rire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mymy Haegel‏ @mymyhgl 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ClemBodoc @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Dw0nzX84ux

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When satire mirrors reality...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dyne‏ @Dyne130 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TANickMA @TheOnion

        Satire is reality.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  📡 🔭Hannah 👩🏻‍🚀 🚀‏ @Hannah_J_Ensor 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real. :(

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      1. carrmania‏ @carrmania 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better safe than sorry. Be sure to post his address, or anyone who might be close enough.

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      1. Ava Fremont‏ @AvaFremont 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GrumpyCatterman

        You guys quit writing satire and go to straight reporting?

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      1. scary larry  💀 🎺‏ @TalentLacking 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "1154 E Washington Ave'

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      1. Darth Revan‏ @TheRealDarthRev 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is hard to tell satire sometimes. Even for a Darth.

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      1. Nudist Nick‏ @AlimonosNick 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This sounds about right.

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      2. Happy Asshole‏ @Amused_Asshole 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BaenBooks @dawnwitzke @davefreersf @NickColeBooks @BrianNiemeier @monsterhunter45 @Jringo1508

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      3. Dawn Witzke‏ @dawnwitzke 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Amused_Asshole @TheOnion and

        Better to be safe than sorry.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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