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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Oct 2017

    Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music https://trib.al/nXkqCfh pic.twitter.com/cVsaaqR4tu

    7:55 PM - 10 Oct 2017
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    153 replies 4,385 retweets 15,465 likes
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      2. Vincent Volpe IV‏ @VinceVolpeIV 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is old

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Notre Dan‏ @NotreDan1971 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EntheosShines

        pic.twitter.com/soKxqWJ3Mc

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      2. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was way ahead of you. He joked about this on "Drug Ballad".

        1 reply 1 retweet 44 likes
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      1. Rainbow Angus Farms #MAGA‏ @JoRainbowangus2 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BasedMonitored

        *sitting here giggling at the people who literally think this article is real & never heard of "the onion" 😂

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      2. Michael Davis‏ @antdavisman 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They're already trying to take Eminem down for that trump diss. The onion obviously supports trump.

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Jason Love‏ @jasonloveslife 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @antdavisman @TheOnion

        Are you trying your hand at sarcasm or do you really think this. The onion does a good job making fun of everyone.http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-fulfills-campaign-promise-pushing-major-immi-56844 …

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Matt DiVenere‏ @Matt_DiV 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I need to meet the person who just sits at a desk, finds a trending topic and searches for relatable stories like this. Bravo. #bestjobever

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Caroline Under Water‏ @Hashtag_Paris 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Matt_DiV @TheOnion

        I feel like that's the person you invite when you just need one more to round out a great dinner party.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Island snowcone‏ @porshsong 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This article 6 years old, yah already trying to take em down with yah bullshit🖕🏽 protect Eminem at all cost😂😂

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      2. Jimmy Leach‏ @akaJimmyLeach 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KassyDillon

        Em "so what's your favourite song of mine?" Boyfriend "Kim"

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      2. 彡‏ @STEMmajor 10 Oct 2017
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        @Glock__Lesnar

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      3. glock 🛌🏻‏ @Glock__Lesnar 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @STEMmajor @TheOnion

        CLASSIC ARTICLE

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Matt Loewen‏ @MattLoewen59 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of my favorite Onion headlines, easily :)

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      1. henry st. pierre‏ @henrysebby 10 Oct 2017
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        i feel personally attacked

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      2. #DeplorablesRising  🦁~Jen~ 🌸‏ @AyesHavit 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @an0nwi11i4m

        ".... you're too old, let go" "It's over, nobody listens to techno".

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