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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Oct 2017

    Dove Apologizes For Ad Accused Of Racism https://trib.al/aus89Ls  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/OYqPrvYIRX

    2:39 PM - 10 Oct 2017
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      2. Chris Buck‏ @CSDBuck 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WTF!!! Tightrope, really! You showed it in the Ad and made it CLEAR what you Thought and Perceived. Your History shows differently.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sp 🍊 🍊ky Dr 🍊mmels‏ @Drommels_YT 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @CSDBuck @TheOnion

        You're absolutely right Christ but this is an satirical article

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Frank Gunn‏Verified account @frankgunnphoto 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @HeatherMallick

        Never mind that there is only one race: The Human Race

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      2. Aretha  🙌🏿‏ @fafa019 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        trust me, they thought about it a lot. no mistake...& how was the concept relevant to soap anyway?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. BG‏ @BillyGOAT_21 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @fafa019 @TheOnion

        "It's gentle for all types of skin." Just some snowflake getting way too triggered over nothing. But ppl need to find fake racism today.

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      5. BG‏ @BillyGOAT_21 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @fafa019 @TheOnion

        People love to find racism in everything these days. No one is ever right. And if you don't agree with someone you are ignorant. Brilliant

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Aretha  🙌🏿‏ @fafa019 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BillyGOAT_21 @TheOnion

        thanks for asking. 1) you started w/ the name calling. 2) it's calling folks concerned about racism 'snowflakes' that reflects substantial +

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Aretha  🙌🏿‏ @fafa019 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @fafa019 @TheOnion

        ignorance about racism. anyone who understands its ubiquity & trauma knows it's better to err on the side of sensitivity than apathy. +

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Aretha  🙌🏿‏ @fafa019 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @fafa019 @TheOnion

        even when we're wrong, we're not illogical...if you understand ad science/testing you would not think this ad would be released by a

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Aretha  🙌🏿‏ @fafa019 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @fafa019 @TheOnion

        large company concerned about race in our white supremacist/black-inferiorist context. in a *soap* ad, no less. i just don't buy it.

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      2. Dee‏ @polynesianpoly 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is The Onion but I still fail to see the issue with this ad.

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      3. S 🏳️‍🌈muel‏ @cataclysam 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @polynesianpoly @TheOnion

        they implied that the transformation from black to white was somehow making someone cleaner

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Dee‏ @polynesianpoly 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @cataclysam @TheOnion

        I can't c that, since it went from, black, to white then to Asian and then hispanic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. S 🏳️‍🌈muel‏ @cataclysam 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @polynesianpoly @TheOnion

        the fact that it went from black to white specifically is the issue, or really anything to white. there arent good connotations to that

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      6. Dee‏ @polynesianpoly 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @cataclysam @TheOnion

        We'll agree to disagree on this. Bigger fish to fry

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ethan Coffman‏ @TheAlg1Dude 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AC_Kid90 this made me laugh

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      1. Diego John Velasquez‏ @theDJV_II 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These fickin minimum wage idiots- I bet more in 5 Mins then they made in a year and these asshoeks have the audacity to tell me I'm late

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      1. Tony Roberts‏ @Tonagon72 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awesome, right on he mark.

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