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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Oct 2017

    EPA Promotes Pulsating Black Sludge To Deputy Director https://trib.al/6qaeCM6 pic.twitter.com/EQ7AI764Kr

    12:20 PM - 10 Oct 2017
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    • Steve O'Neill Rob Core Carl Schmitt Nico Catanzaro Liam Thomas BravoJeffrey Milo Janus Joel, but slightly more spooky voldemort putin
    54 replies 1,542 retweets 4,407 likes
      1. Señor Benjamin Franklin‏ @zacelmenreich 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bannon is back!

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am shocked they did not appoint a Pulsating White Sludge.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Delirious Crystal‏ @DekkerDelirium 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        The president believes in equal opportunities for sludge.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @DekkerDelirium @TheOnion

        Yes it could be that Sludge has finally broken the glass ceiling.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Amelia‏ @AmeliaEarhart1 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All 52 GOP Senators immediately vote to confirm Director Sludge.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Grand Nagus Talia‏ @TaliZorEl 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean it killed Tasha Yar, so we can put our faith in it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. A D Bryan‏ @ADZMB15 10 Oct 2017
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        Downgraded from President then?

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      1. No Bull Intentions‏ @NoBullIntention 10 Oct 2017
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        It's only fair. It did beat Trump at the IQ test.

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      1. Zach 'Early Voting SZN' Falkenbury‏ @zrf97 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was supposed to be a satirical site?

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      2. James Brown‏ @JRBSFX 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another Hollywood celebrity entering politicspic.twitter.com/crfkNqf2BN

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. James‏ @MaybeImBatman 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JRBSFX @TheOnion

        First thought that came to mind. Gonna have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Debbernaut‏ @Debbernaut 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure this isn't satire.

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      1. Darth Yelper‏ @Sushia 10 Oct 2017
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        Muk from #Pokemonpic.twitter.com/HQbk8agX6y

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      2. Pete T. ︽✵︽‏ @PkeoniT 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chet?!pic.twitter.com/L5lhcRFprX

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      2. Jodie Gualco‏ @GualcoJodie 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ReneeBrayton

        Are these true stories?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Renee Seeke Brayton‏ @ReneeBrayton 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GualcoJodie @TheOnion

        Jodie, it's the onion. They are known for satire. Usually satire biting very close to the truth

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jodie Gualco‏ @GualcoJodie 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ReneeBrayton @TheOnion

        Thanks Renee. I really wanted the Pruitt/Crane photo to be true😊wouldn't that have been perfectly ironic. Thanks for helping me save face.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Renee Seeke Brayton‏ @ReneeBrayton 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GualcoJodie @TheOnion

        Been there done that. No worries

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Jodie Gualco‏ @GualcoJodie 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ReneeBrayton @TheOnion

        Sometimes I wonder. Thanks again

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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