You forgot: Seriously compost, one man's turd is another's turnip.
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or every man's Trump.
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After spending a day slaughtering turkeys I learned a cool fact: Turkeys really really Don't want to die. I'll have a nice salad please.
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Preferably one not covered in gore and feathers.
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I haven't laughed in days. Thank you.
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Ahahaaaaa!!!! I love you,
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I always eat locally, wherever I am I eat
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