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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Oct 2017

    EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name https://trib.al/POx73Pm pic.twitter.com/jUke7zuQZl

    11:14 AM - 9 Oct 2017
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    • Jay Moses Autumn Priscilla karla Evan Walker Lily Yan Stephen Miller Had My Persian Cat Deported We can do so much more. Sarah Jomaa Richard Waite
    46 replies 2,778 retweets 6,099 likes
      1. JP‏ @jpm0031 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crying. So funny. Also crying. So real.

        0 replies 3 retweets 33 likes
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      2. Lisa‏ @JezebelNC 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gotta take that damn flower down too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
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      4. Ruin Pallbearer™‏ @rdpollard 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @KarenAshby2 @JezebelNC @TheOnion

        Did someone say "Death Star?"pic.twitter.com/0nCAxJpTry

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1.  🍄rump‏ @niravpatel 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably should add an A and make it AEA. Anti-Environment Agency. Replace flower with a skull & gas mask.

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      1. vote them out‏ @dav50web 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Esinem79

        The EPA now stands for the Evil Pruitt Agency

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      1. Publius in Philly‏ @publiusPHL 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dropeik

        Not necessary. Emissions Promotion Agency works just fine. The logo needs to change.

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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop posting real news and go back to satire!

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      2. Allan 👹‏ @ntifAllan 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Allan 👹 Retweeted FRONTLINE

        cc: @EPAScottPruitt @EPA #ClimateChanged @frontlinepbshttps://twitter.com/frontlinepbs/status/917409474075398144 …

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        FRONTLINEVerified account @frontlinepbs
        10/11: How did Scott Pruitt go from fighting the EPA to running it? FRONTLINE investigates in "War on the EPA" http://to.pbs.org/2fLVRxY  pic.twitter.com/7QLWfws5R9
        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Oogie Boogie‏ @OogieBoogieMan2 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ntifAllan @TheOnion and

        Will do! Thanks for the info!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Colin G8s‏ @cjgates64 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kozIoff

        Spot on

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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well I mean there'll still be an "environment" just not the one we typically think of or want.

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      1. David Doniger‏ @ddonigernrdc 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's an Onion for everything,

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      1. A Tree  🌹‏ @ATree87571299 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Putin shut down Russia's EPA in 2000. Trump is following his hero.

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      2. Brett. Frickin. Vann.‏ @Roninbv 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Might as well... Does anybody know what they are gonna do now that their whole charter has been destroyed?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. PoliticWorm‏ @politicworm1 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Roninbv @TheOnion

        #GoSuperfundMe account?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Laurie Walters 🏳️‍🌈‏ @LaurieWalters19 10 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @de_gohst

        Or change the P from protection to POACHING

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      1. Danielle C. Lindholm‏ @DCLindholm 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately, it's supposed 2b funny and not just ironic. The ppl celebrating America's 750yrs of independence are in charge.

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      1. TR Bair‏ @Grandlakeguy 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ADurnbaugh

        .... add 'FFP'. 'Fossil Fuel Promotion'

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      1. Rachel Suen‏ @r_sxen 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like just another fuck you to the people and the planet 🌎

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