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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Oct 2017

    Bizarre Sci-Fi Novel Posits World Where Natives Inhabited America Before Europeans https://trib.al/UKq5SJY pic.twitter.com/HppH4bvExh

    9:08 AM - 9 Oct 2017
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    • notcarsonhill (spooky edition) Everyday Shit Shawn Anderson Siobhan Gale Ⓥ 🏳️‍🌈 El Diablo Allen Sarah Madebach jasDIE! Ghouls of Communism Nathan Bolen
    22 replies 405 retweets 1,221 likes
      1. Emily Elizabeth‏ @e_curran2 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Riveting, every single word. Perfect #MondayMotivation for my thriller taking place on an alien planet where women & men have equal rights!

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      1. Etienne Grobon‏ @etigro 9 Oct 2017
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        Too farefetch for my taste

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      1. JFig‏ @jfig329 9 Oct 2017
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        pfft. More fake news.

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      1. 4th Estate Meals‏ @brutefoodie 9 Oct 2017
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        Imagine “America” where native immunity to disease & a willingness to recognize the fight coming prepared those cultures to survive #whatif

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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 9 Oct 2017
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        Can’t be true, or I would have learned about it in public school.

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 9 Oct 2017
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        Civilization is built on the bones of others. Nothing unique about what happened to Native Americans, other than they survived.

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      1. WLF‏ @B_relieF 9 Oct 2017
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        These are getting less funny. Please try harder.

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      1. William T. Alexander‏ @WillTAlexan_93 9 Oct 2017
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        Whodathunkit. America was already spoken for? The Onion teaches me everyday. Now I know my history.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 9 Oct 2017
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        You mean stuff happened before 1492?

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      1. Glenn Charles‏ @oregonnerd 9 Oct 2017
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        I just learned yesterday that if a Native American refers to him/herself as a Native American--they're lyin', only call themselves indians.

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      1. Forgetful Man‏ @ForgetfulMan301 9 Oct 2017
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        Why you gotta be so indigenous? #indigenousPeoplesDay

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      1. Robert Wagnon‏ @Spider2248 9 Oct 2017
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        Reality sci-fi.

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      1. P.J. Hinton‏ @HttpStatus402 9 Oct 2017
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        On this day, I realize that my current self would appreciate reading William Tenn's "Eastward Ho!" so much more so than my 8th grade self.

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