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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Oct 2017

    Cop Confident He’ll Be Exonerated By Clear Video Evidence Of Him Shooting Defenseless Black Man https://trib.al/trXH0tV pic.twitter.com/GY2bqpTje8

    9:26 AM - 8 Oct 2017
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    • nick kowalczyk Notveryconservative sachi Ms de Meaner 🎃 Nikos Kontovas 21 SANDLER ® ++™ L. C. Douglas 「 Alice but spooky ★ 」 Notsoy
    42 replies 815 retweets 2,422 likes
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      2. Fernando Nuevo‏ @fernsbags 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did the Onion start covering actual news?

        1 reply 1 retweet 32 likes
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      2. BOOrter 👻 the fastest in the universe‏ @kavortino 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was promised satire. This is not satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
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      4. Clay Davis‏ @mrtvi46 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ParalegalinPA @kavortino @TheOnion

        It's neither true nor satire. Cops kill more white ppl. No1 killer of black ppl is other black ppl. But narrative > truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Nick H‏ @GreatSwordNH 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "License to Kill" should be the cops new motto.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop disrespecting the flag, Onion

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Liz‏ @PietRiot 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AlexJayBrady @TheOnion

        Stop disrespecting The Onion, guy who doesn't get it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @PietRiot @TheOnion

        Stop disrespecting my joke, guy who doesnt get it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AlexJayBrady @PietRiot @TheOnion

        OK I see I need to walk you through the joke. The protests are about police brutality. Trump/Pence attempt to make it about the anthem/flag

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AlexJayBrady @PietRiot @TheOnion

        My joke was to satirize Trumps dingdong fans. Plus "Stop disrespecting the flag, Onion" is a funny sentence in itself. You got suckered.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AlexJayBrady @PietRiot @TheOnion

        Alex Jay Brady Retweeted Vice President Mike Pence

        I wonder how many internet skeptics who love the Onion voted for this creationist turd......https://twitter.com/VP/status/917074120084516865 …

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        Vice President Mike PenceVerified account @VP
        I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.
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      1. Jessie Hughes‏ @JessieH97950778 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        White America the real terrorist. Teaching the world to hate blacks and believe a lie

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      1. Meadowbrookwoman‏ @alcacountry 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad. Not funny because it might as well be a real headline.

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      1. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I could laugh at this.

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      2. Elijah Cairo‏ @ElijahEgypt 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The liberal media had corrupted the onion 😔

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. TheDarkness‏ @GodKingBlack 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ElijahEgypt @TheOnion

        More like corrupt and murderous officers are corrupting the justice system.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Elijah Cairo‏ @ElijahEgypt 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GodKingBlack @TheOnion

        its human nature so its everywhere and always will be.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. TheDarkness‏ @GodKingBlack 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ElijahEgypt @TheOnion

        I guess we should just let it slide since it's just "human nature" for upholders of justice to murder innocents.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Elijah Cairo‏ @ElijahEgypt 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GodKingBlack

        pic.twitter.com/49vXwSyjVz

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. TheDarkness‏ @GodKingBlack 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ElijahEgypt @TheOnion

        What a nuanced ane intelligent response.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Elijah Cairo‏ @ElijahEgypt 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GodKingBlack @TheOnion

        its called a joke 🅱️ all my tweets are if you couldn't tell by my name

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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