Which government? US or Russian Federation? Asking for a Comrade.
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Forgot this was the onion for a second and wasn't surprised somehow.
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Right? hehe This could totally be real.
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Honestly 2017 has been such a shit year I'm not surprised
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I'm supposed to say "This is a parody" when I retweet or share the things The Onion says...but I don't. I just let them trip.
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which hand they vowed not to use?
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Sure...
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Area 2 billion users shown to be mentally deficient.
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Lolol. Funny.
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Facebooks secretly sells users' medical records to insurance companies.
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