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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Oct 2017

    ‘Without Them You Could Buy Anything,’ Whispers Amazon Echo As Man Stares Blankly At Family https://trib.al/w1EqckI pic.twitter.com/YKinLpjaSK

    6:53 PM - 7 Oct 2017
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      2. Claudia Cordner‏ @ClaudiaCordner 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @techfreak20 you in 20 years

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      3. Garret♕‏ @garretflaherty 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ClaudiaCordner @TheOnion

        me now

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      2. Scott Michaud‏ @scottmichaud 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @shangasm

        ... except love. Money can't buy me love.

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. docxen‏ @docxen 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @scottmichaud @TheOnion @shangasm

        Love the cd ...love the movie on dvd...the book love...and also a lass or lad who will love you for a set price per hour ...so yes it can

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z 7 Oct 2017
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        "All work and no online shopping make Jack a dull boy".pic.twitter.com/RwPy3ctnvy

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      1. Jennifer Cox‏ @Jennife96070029 9 Oct 2017
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        Omg that's funny!!! 🤣

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      1. RMG‏ @RhondaGallinger 8 Oct 2017
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        🤔

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      1. Nick Bursaw‏ @NickBursaw 8 Oct 2017
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        @EthanKilgore

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      1. Evan Hunt‏ @evanhunt41 7 Oct 2017
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        @CassieGC

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 7 Oct 2017
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        All work and no play make echo a dull ai all work and no play makes echo a dull ai all work and no play makes echo a dull ai all work and...

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      1. Dailylifedose‏ @Dailylifedoses 10 Oct 2017
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        Get your very own #echo only at 6,999https://goo.gl/BMjVvL 

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      1. Savage Prude‏ @SavagePrude 8 Oct 2017
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        this is actually disturbing AF. read about family annihilators...

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 8 Oct 2017
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        Buy your way in to Bankruptcy Court, Flesh Lights, Real Dolls, A Year's Supply At The Liquor Store, Lol

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      1. Brian T. Carswell‏ @realBrianCars 7 Oct 2017
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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford 7 Oct 2017
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        I wish they would bring back "Tales from The Crypt" just for this episode.

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      1. Jimmy Been‏ @been_jimmy 7 Oct 2017
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        Money can buy me a lot of love.pic.twitter.com/LlXhRdPdam

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 7 Oct 2017
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        Oh will you just lighten up said the ball to the chain...I have needs too.

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