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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Oct 2017

    Anthropomorphologists Find Earliest Known Evidence Of Banana Walking Upright https://trib.al/IuoyURX pic.twitter.com/870LqHvh26

    12:35 PM - 7 Oct 2017
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      1. Bailey‏ @BaileyJIII 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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      1. Jordanimate @ MCM London‏ @Jordanimating 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Justinoaksford

        hostilepic.twitter.com/IhKnmSrb14

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      2. respectfully yours‏ @biking_away_ 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HomestuckdelRey @jamietebeau lindley ?

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      4. respectfully yours‏ @biking_away_ 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @HomestuckdelRey @TheOnion @jamietebeau

        it was

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      2. Sewertown News‏ @SewertownNews 7 Oct 2017
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        We had him as a guest on our show once actuallypic.twitter.com/SC5LI1kUGh

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      3. Sewertown News‏ @SewertownNews 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SewertownNews @TheOnion

        Steve Bananon

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      4. Sewertown News‏ @SewertownNews 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SewertownNews @TheOnion

        This was the episodehttps://youtu.be/sKROq2925GI 

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      1. Holly Robinson‏ @Liza_Doolittle 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bluthquotes

        pic.twitter.com/6smitzvn2I

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      1. Him‏ @CPBinVA 7 Oct 2017
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        Mr. Potato Head is not impressed

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      1. Kc‏ @Kingkc13 7 Oct 2017
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        @Phantessma

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      1. Doug‏ @dougs777 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Verybiasedfan

        LOL

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      1. Author Dave Barrett‏ @llabak 7 Oct 2017
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        What does kirk Cameron have to say?

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      1. Tobias Holsman‏ @TobyHolsman 7 Oct 2017
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        The lineage and heritage of @bananas

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      1. Satan‏ @IAmTheFunGod 7 Oct 2017
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        It was believed to have lived during the era known as “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

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      1. Tubesock Progcoddler‏ @timpac 7 Oct 2017
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        Did somebody do that picture, and you guys are like we gotta make a headline for this

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      1. Name Goes Here‏ @NightmareWaffle 7 Oct 2017
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        They still exist. I just saw one the other week grocery shopping with Bigfoot!

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      1. Gaddis Ishee‏ @ishee_mike 7 Oct 2017
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        Doesnt prove a thing!

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      1. Dean Moriarty  🇺🇸‏ @never_find_it 7 Oct 2017
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        This might just be the one that puts Ray Comfort in the straitjacket.

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      1. Kaye Waller  🏳️‍🌈 🎸 🍷‏ @SKWaller 7 Oct 2017
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        😂😂😂

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