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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Oct 2017

    NRA Says Mass Shootings Just The Unfortunate Price Of Protecting People’s Freedom To Commit Mass Shootings https://trib.al/jFzXObf pic.twitter.com/jvrE87EHRc

    9:26 AM - 7 Oct 2017
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      2. I'm a werewolf~!‏ @crazyli825 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Dyne130

        The sad thing is believed that was a real headline until I saw it was from Onion... it legit sounds a twisted interpretation of their stance

        4 replies 4 retweets 55 likes
      3. Dyne‏ @Dyne130 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @crazyli825 @TheOnion

        The power of black comedy is how savage and real it often can be.

        0 replies 3 retweets 37 likes
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      2. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        by contrast all the law abiding disarmed victims shot nobody and were therefore completely safe from each other...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDTMhXyTmlA …

        8 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
      3. schmidtty‏ @schmidtty410 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        Oh my This is a bad take and you should feel bad

        0 replies 1 retweet 56 likes
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      1. Michael Waldrop‏ @MadAsAHatter83 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We now live in a reality where the onion's headlines don't actually seem that far-fetched

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      2. Phoenix‏ @Van_in_DALLAS 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very unfunny. NRA is pretty much the strongest voice against mass shootings. It's the Libtards who do all this crap and support it.

        10 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      4. Phoenix‏ @Van_in_DALLAS 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Lava20 @TheOnion

        That is no argument. That is not the NRA's fault that it is human nature to want to protect yourself. NRA does NOT support mass shootings

        4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Nate‏ @IamNatelucky13 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Van_in_DALLAS @Lava20 @TheOnion

        So then how is making silencers and bumper stocks like used here necessary for "defending yourself"?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. cappuccinosmom‏ @cappuccinosmom 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire's out of a job. Will be holding a cardboard sign on a street corner soon. Right next to the body of Irony, who died in torment.

        1 reply 6 retweets 13 likes
      3. Zoe Grey‏ @grey_zoe 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @cappuccinosmom @LordDarthBob @TheOnion

        Irony didn't die in torment. Irony died in reality.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Steven Wood‏ @StevenWood223 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the have the freedom to kill on mass, but not to take a knee, it's an odd country.

        1 reply 10 retweets 40 likes
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      1. Grumpy Oldmann  🇺🇸‏ @Grumpy_Oldmann 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @myminutia

        Now this FAKE NEWS that is actually pretty damn close to the REAL TRUTH.pic.twitter.com/4XhiXbMwvL

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      1. george daniel harvey‏ @DanielGdh12003 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Conscienceless!! Its all about gun sales & making $$$$.no effort to support common sense legislation that serves the public interest. 👎👤

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      2. spooky johnny‏ @jcmlynch 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        spooky johnny Retweeted Los Angeles Times

        a little late there I’m afraidhttps://twitter.com/latimes/status/914982106400477184 …

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        Los Angeles TimesVerified account @latimes
        Bill O'Reilly calls mass shootings "the price of freedom" http://lat.ms/2xbpMGj  pic.twitter.com/dP38yfVI6J
        2 replies 5 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Peter J. Dawson‏ @PeterDawsonUSA 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet to be a law passed that has abolished crime. Delusion of Left used to move thr political agenda- not solve problems

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. schmidtty‏ @schmidtty410 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @PeterDawsonUSA @TheOnion

        Wait ...should we roll back murder laws because murder hasn't stopped?

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      5. schmidtty‏ @schmidtty410 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Sickofpolitics8 @PeterDawsonUSA @TheOnion

        Lol wut

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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