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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Oct 2017

    Woman Comes Forward With First Allegations Of Biggest Sexual Harassment Scandal Of 2036 https://trib.al/LoDJIlV pic.twitter.com/AHdE6HsNQ5

    8:23 AM - 7 Oct 2017
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    17 replies 299 retweets 1,072 likes
      1. T.Bell.‏ @Halfastorian 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        in other words: go to HR/file a complaint/speak up and it'll be sweep under rug and/or ignored for years

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      2. Constantly a Paul'd‏ @IAmPaulVogel 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/aa46gmhFVc

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      3. HallErin  🧙🏻‍♀️ (She/Her)‏ @misErydactyl 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @IAmPaulVogel @TheOnion

        So you think rape is okay?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @misErydactyl @erydactyl and

        What did he say that implied that he thought rape was OK?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. HallErin  🧙🏻‍♀️ (She/Her)‏ @misErydactyl 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ChewySeagull @IAmPaulVogel @TheOnion

        Complaining about "respecting women" on an article that comments on the amount of time it takes to resolve sex scandals

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty safe bet. There is never a shortage of “scum-bags in training.”

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      2. Kyle Norman‏ @BuffitoMojito 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Peeps you need to read the article... I can't believe I'm saying this about an onion article but your all getting it wrong

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      2. KRM‏ @overdieoverdry 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow you guys suck lately

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. mike shaw‏ @ShawMike 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @overdieoverdry @TheOnion

        really tasteless and unfunny recently

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. KRM‏ @overdieoverdry 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ShawMike @TheOnion

        Truth. Onion - get your shit together

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. LaurenE_UX‏ @LaurenE_UX 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boo. 🍅

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      1. Heather on the Hill‏ @jitterbug212 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nope.

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad but accurate. Excellent headline. It took me zero seconds to get it!

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      1. Rot Northrup validates your severed headcanon‏ @evilbobdayjob 7 Oct 2017
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        This makes me sad because it's true.

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      1. Cynthia Smith‏ @flipflopsandsox 7 Oct 2017
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        #airball

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      1. PartySub Doyle but at Halloween‏ @alexdoylewriter 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not for the 1st time, The Onion screws itself with a poorly worded headline contrasting a valid satire of an important issue

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      1. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Almost Illuminati & still talking 100 years from Now Corruption Deceit Betrayal Baby consumption Starvation Not 4 lack of tryin

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      1. Eric Hansen‏ @EJTHANSEN 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not okay. That’s strike two. First was the Spanish Nihilistic Violence tweet.

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      1. TeenyGozer‏ @Teenygozer 7 Oct 2017
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        I see what you did there.

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