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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Oct 2017

    "How was this allowed to happen in the year 2017?" https://trib.al/v8LUTyJ pic.twitter.com/OMOm47awrJ

    2:01 PM - 6 Oct 2017
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    25 replies 1,210 retweets 2,533 likes
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      2. Daniel‏ @dnlg88 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah, because sexual predators are that common.

        8 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. gorgonzola‏ @GFaseemo 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @dnlg88 @TheOnion

        yes, they are.

        1 reply 0 retweets 93 likes
      4. Dom- 🎃-Lantern‏ @BrothaDom 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GFaseemo @dnlg88 @TheOnion

        Yeah they're really quite common

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. Bret Draper‏ @thebiped 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BrothaDom @GFaseemo and

        Where is this information? Besides smug Twitter comments. Where is the "rapists under every rock and pedophile on every corner" study?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. gorgonzola‏ @GFaseemo 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thebiped @BrothaDom and

        pic.twitter.com/oeJCW2El50

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Allison Moss-Fritch‏ @AMossfritch 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well its not humor but the bottom line is every man who allows some other guy to do this is complacent and complicit. Speak up!

        3 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. Allison Moss-Fritch‏ @AMossfritch 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AMossfritch @TheOnion

        I'm liberal & I don't like Weinstein doing this..don't give a damn which party he supports. Men need to stand up against ANY predator.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Jonathan Payne‏ @_jpayne_ 8 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AMossfritch @TheOnion

        Everyone is in agreement that Weinstein is just as filthy and disgusting as our “president”. What is everyone going on about!?

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. Drew‏ @headlessdonkey0 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @_jpayne_ @AMossfritch @TheOnion

        Exactly. Trump brags about doing it. Wala president. Wienstien does it people act horrified. Our nation is crazy inconsistent.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Alucard‏ @Alucard4207 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is this passing blame to someone else? Making it seem that the Wienstien case is somehow OK?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sgt Pinback‏ @krinklyfig 7 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Alucard4207 @TheOnion

        None of it is OK. That's the point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Joey Harrison‏ @JoeyHar82789769 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He apologized, he's gonna do better and the left still loves him. They don't scorn their own, but have no problem destoying Republicans

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. AC Slayer  🔪 🔪 🔪‏ @amber_lcarter 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JoeyHar82789769 @TheOnion

        Winstein lost his job. Republicans nominated a sexual predator for president.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Wilson‏ @1_Patroit 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @amber_lcarter @JoeyHar82789769 @TheOnion

        Anybody attack that many women would B N jail rest of their lives. Instead earnin 💵 as actress earnin it in to be "quiet".T,ur imagination✌

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Steve voltero‏ @SteveVoltero 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really ? It's Hollywood. Home of the casting couch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Steve voltero‏ @SteveVoltero 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SteveVoltero @TheOnion

        The real secret is what these Hollywood parents would allow them to do to their own kids for the part.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Sona Sásta‏ @1SonaSasta 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WeeMissBea

        why can't we see the class Weinstein is from and his ma and da questioned/talked about instead of trying to attack all men again.

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      1. kyle, duh‏ @kyle_bc 12 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This tweet should have had a picture of Tucker Carlson's face along with it.....

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      1. Luna Saber-Bilder‏ @LunaSaberBilder 9 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @rosemcgowan

        How? Because we protect abusers. We call them “great directors” and “great artists.” People are more important than art.

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      1. Leave it to‏ @DissidentBeaver 6 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sunlorrie

        Leave it to Retweeted RockPrincess

        This tweet was above this Onion Weinstein tweet. Nuts to see this apologetic bs on our timeliness. Marginalize abusehttps://twitter.com/Rockprincess818/status/916319161210494976 …

        Leave it to added,

        RockPrincess @Rockprincess818
        Weinstein is the biggest joke on the planet right now, yet late night comedy jerk offs steered clear, why are they covering up for this perv
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