Ban scissors and people will just use nail clippers
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what kind of bearer are u polar or grizzly tss
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Take all the scissors to therapy before this happens! #SuicidalScissors - 1 more reply
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In a related matter, Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe disband over 'irreconcilable differences'.pic.twitter.com/TxhCr2TXlb
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And Oedipus wept, then became aroused and then, blindly, wept some more
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@TheOnion, it must be hard coming up with hilarious titles now that Doanld is your competition.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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