Breathing is a liberal conspiracy! Anyone who wants to MAGA should stop breathing now! Obama wanted to make breathing free for everyone!
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I've been breathing for years. Today just achieved my own personal best of most consecutive days without dying. Hooray!
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I can vouch for this! It's worked for me for the last 40 years.
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I wish my dad knew this before that thing happened.
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fake news
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Depends on air quality.
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No Shit Sherlock!
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What about breathing underwater?
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Get a Scuba tank
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Filled with water
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Drowning Time
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Wish all the millions of humans that are dead had thought of that. This is a major breakthrough!
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Obvious Ostrich, someone is encroaching on your territory.
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Your report did not indicate if nose breathers lived longer than mouth breathers. Perhaps a follow up study is warranted?
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Unless of course your in Los Angeles or even say Baltimore.
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