Traffic fatalities per day in the US: 82 just sayin'
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Hunting, skeet shooting, family outings, competitions, Olympics, long-range, gun shows...
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personal home defense, rape deterrence, overthrowing a tyrannical government, pornography...
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Only if she uses trigger discipline. Otherwise it's such a turn-off. Oh, you meant that kind of gun porn.
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It's sad that this is from June 2014. More than three years later and still relevant for a parody news site to post.
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When the onion stops joking and starts hitting y'all with facts. That's how you know shit is fucked.
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Your facts and figure say nothing about how cool guns are.
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Why is the guy black?
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I don’t think Lionel Ritchie would like this at all....
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Onion execs - "Comedic posts aren't getting many likes right now. Better do political ones for the time being"
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if you can't laugh at a political post then the joke is on you



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Pretty sure this post is devoid of all comedy. Unless you find depressing facts funny
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gallows humor is still humor, assuming the teller is among those on the gallows and not in the crowd.
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Let's break down that 30k number cause it's VERY misleading
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Tired of this nonsense
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What the hell: Let the Americans shoot themselves!
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