Are dongs on the rise?
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Tsk.. *shakes head*
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Look: dongs are rising. I don’t make the rules. Or the headlines.
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No, I warned just of ‘rising dongs.’ -b
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Think yuo for kepeeing are kids safety fisrt kids yoday am i rite
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Stay in this lane Onion, this is your sweet spot!
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Nope, no sacred cows. You gun nuts are ripe for the picking.
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Won't somebody please think of the children?

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Who do you think is drawing them?
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Probably copy cat incidents after american vandal sensationalized dick drawings
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@TheOnion: Betsy DeVos Warns Of Rising Trend Of Dongs Being Drawn In Textbooks https://trib.al/Pl9Kgkk pic.twitter.com/fJ13GJfIeg"
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Hahahaha
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