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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Oct 2017

    Report: 50% Of Heaven’s Population Just Assholes Who Begged For Forgiveness At Last Second https://trib.al/stcUgC3 pic.twitter.com/1yxlLSHb6Z

    9:03 PM - 4 Oct 2017
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Lord wouldn't let people in who did not deserve to be there , that is why there are no liberal's

        8 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3.  🇳🇬 Judge Juche  🇳🇬‏ @amozu16 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        No liberals, only communists

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. SorosFunded Agigator‏ @drewsg1 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good news one my life's plan might actually work out

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      2. Levi Breederland‏ @Levisan 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MJBods

        …which is why we have purgatory

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Matthew Bodnarek‏ @MJBods 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Levisan @TheOnion

        Yes praise God for purgatory 📿👍🤠

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Angel Orsini‏ @TheAngelOrsini 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MJBods @Levisan @TheOnion

        There is no purgatory that was made up by Catholic Church in the dark ages. In the Bible there is only paradise & hell.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Levi Breederland‏ @Levisan 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheAngelOrsini @MJBods @TheOnion

        Sorry this didn't fit in a tweet, but...pic.twitter.com/DSnqEqsP2M

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Angel Orsini‏ @TheAngelOrsini 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Levisan @MJBods @TheOnion

        Listen Jesus said, not the Catholic Church but Jesus told the thief as the hung on crosses that they'd be in Paradise NOT purgatory

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Levi Breederland‏ @Levisan 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheAngelOrsini @MJBods @TheOnion

        I, nor the Catholic Church, ever said that purgatory was a place. The fact is that we need purification before we can enter God's presence.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Angel Orsini‏ @TheAngelOrsini 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Levisan @MJBods @TheOnion

        Good I'm so glad we agree, there is no place called purgatory! Praise the Lord brother

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Levi Breederland‏ @Levisan 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheAngelOrsini @MJBods @TheOnion

        You: there is no purgatory Me: there is purgatory, but it's not a place You: so we agree, yay Me:pic.twitter.com/bwbgk4uT7w

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      1. Marc R Sholder‏ @MarcSholder 5 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        75% of Hell’s Population Comprised of Children and The Evil People That Never Heard the Good Word

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      1. Chase Dietrich‏ @FastChase 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's how my mom snuck in.

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      2. Nick H‏ @GreatSwordNH 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just 50%?

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      3.  🌑 🌎 🦇Lil Ender Vert 🦇 🌎 🌑‏ @EnderMynx 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @GreatSwordNH @TheOnion

        probably 70 😂😂

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      1. onceAfoley‏ @rowing_bee 4 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/rpvpWTRMbY

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      1. TheRealSkriver‏ @TheRealSkriver 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why? The party is gonna be in hell anyways!

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      1. Skip‏ @Skip_ADO_Radio 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hm. Seems to me if that works in this place, then who would want to go there.

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