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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Oct 2017

    The Onion’s Tips For Passing Gun Control Legislation https://trib.al/9QvjHS1 pic.twitter.com/r59fWYnPxo

    9:45 AM - 4 Oct 2017
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    • Alexander Procopis Matt Mike Short⚖️🌊 spooky yeehaw 💀⚾️🐮 Liam Marquis ian 🤙🤙 Josh Stacy Fernandes Peter DeLuise
    20 replies 163 retweets 311 likes
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      2. Jean dP‏ @Jeandupreez3 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We should stick to light sabers

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Patrick Brooks-McCarthy‏ @pbmcc88 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jeandupreez3 @TheOnion

        Much more civilized.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how about every registered voter be required to pass a marksmanship class every two years?

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      1. Lucas Bowyer‏ @LucasBowyer 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Instructions unclear, lets complain about the nfl

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      2. david kennedy II‏ @T0XiK3K 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just make murder illegal and people won’t do it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sean af  🔶‏ @therealSeanaf5 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @T0XiK3K @TheOnion

        Naah..I think we should just make mental illness illegal..save us all a lotta trouble

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. CyberToyger‏ @CyberToyger 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion's Tips for Banning Everything You Don't Like, Because The Prohibition and War On Drugs Totally Worked

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      2. LLQBTT‏ @LLQBTT 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just think how many more lives would have been saved if everyone at the concert carried a gun.

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      1. SuperDad‏ @notaclue2002 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think i know which side of the argument you guys are on

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      1. Barnsey‏ @SgtBarnes9 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t go Kimmel on us, stick to satire

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      1. This is BAnanas‏ @BettyAnnNannes 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Got a thrill just from reading the headline, before opening article. Point 3 could have borne repeating. Top notch snark!

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      1. Oogie Boogie‏ @OogieBoogieMan2 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finding humor in truth! I genuinely love the way your brains work. Ever consider public office?

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      1. E̷̡͖̰͂̇̎͂̌͘̚t̴͎̂̉̊̕̕h̷̡̙͖̖̒̏̑̈́ȃ̵̳͚̞̎̚ń‏ @ethan1882 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone needs to send this to all congress memebers

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      1. Steve  ⚾️ 🏈 🍺 😎‏ @steveo6924 4 Oct 2017
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        It's hard to fathom the level of corruption and greed in Washington. They could not care less about citizens.

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      1. Nobody‏ @theguynobody 4 Oct 2017
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        Step 1. Get Time Machine. Step 2. Change Everything.

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