Really appreciating The Onion lately. 
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shit shoulda been solved in the paleolithic smh
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Only problem with this is it presumes the administration knows what a ‘geologic era’ is, or for that matter can pronounce ‘geologic’
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The anthropecene? So we have to wait until the apocalypcene?
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I believe you mean this moment in the Holocene is no place for thought
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Did she mean to say GOP Logic era?
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When did Marie Osmond get into politics?
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Yeah, let's not rush into this. We need to get silencer legislation passed first.
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History teacher: "Today we are going to learn about the massacre at Wounded Knee." Future GOP rep: "You're politicizing a tragedy!"
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White House Ready to Discuss Whether Dinosaurs Had Feathers
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If not now, WHEN? Well lets tlk abt 45 taxes, flotus 45 immigration status, healthcare, racism, labeling hate groups, impeachment & bullyingpic.twitter.com/Y99oNnOJIO
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Still the best re-incarnation of Baghdad Bobpic.twitter.com/45ghOD68wK
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I am starting to think
@TheOnion supports stronger gun control laws. Just a hunch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Great picture choice!
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Geological era? Has DC listened to the Talking Heads CD Stop Making Sense one time too many!?
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Could be the cause of the 6th mass extinction
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WHAT?
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