"Unless we make some major changes and soon, more and more people are going to get hurt." http://trib.al/yHJ0OlZ pic.twitter.com/xDNmQpB7DY
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"Unless we make some major changes and soon, more and more people are going to get hurt." http://trib.al/yHJ0OlZ pic.twitter.com/xDNmQpB7DY
This isn't even satire anymore. Sigh.
Too late
@TheOnion Thank you for improved news coverage from my own home town. 
Apparently any moron can be elected to the presidency. Why not Congress?
Or woman...omg...


Or the presidency...
Way, way too late.
Well one crazy person got his hands on the presidential chair.
Guns and Roy Moore?
What happened to "Area Man"?!? We need updates!!
You've been on a roll with your investigative journalism lately @TheOnion
Or worse yet, become president!!!!!
It's already happening
Lolololzzzz, that made my day!







Or the presidency...
Uh... that ship has sailed.
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