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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Oct 2017

    Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack https://trib.al/W3AQfme pic.twitter.com/ii9ivVh6r4

    7:40 AM - 3 Oct 2017
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    43 replies 2,498 retweets 6,474 likes
      1. RepentantGamer‏ @chtotheao 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only a good guy with a killa gorilla can stop a bad guy with a killa gorilla.

        0 replies 12 retweets 137 likes
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      1. Maritess Trosper‏Verified account @rjoyourjoy1919 11 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Hunterislame

        pic.twitter.com/BwCDtF3NTS

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      2. Andy W‏ @WyoBronco 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need more good guys with gorillas

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. sean sullivan‏ @Irishdudesully 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WyoBronco @TheOnion

        No, we need more gorilla control.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Harry‏ @harrysauer11 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Irishdudesully @WyoBronco @TheOnion

        No! Gorillas don't kill people! PEOPLE with gorillas kill people!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Tom Stewart‏ @tastewar 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh come on now, that's just bananas.

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      1. Zombees‏ @TaoOfBees 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gorillas don't kill people. Irresponsible gorilla owners kill people. And always store your gorilla unloaded in case your child finds it

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      1. Nick Collyer‏ @NickCollyer 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @nDelTessandoro

        Hahahah the onion snapped

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Adan Garcia‏ @Culalam 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Harambe was shot too. Sad!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Maria‏ @ma_riiaaa 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People need gorillas to protect themselves from other people’s gorillas

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly money see monkey do 😟

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      2. Bieeanshee ⚧  🏳️‍🌈 and the Keeners‏ @Bieeanshee 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The shape of a banana proves that God wants you to have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Corbyn chick‏ @CHarrowson 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @neilsmiles

        mine plays the drums!😄pic.twitter.com/rLqfdQv4tD

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      1. KK‏ @historia_amoris 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gotta make sure I get me a gorilla before the government says I can't have one.

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      1. TimeStorm‏ @TimeTravelStorm 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @therealKripke

        This is an appealing story indeed!

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      1. fit2market‏ @fit2market 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The problem isn’t the gorilla. It’s the human abusing the gorilla.

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      1. Will Snyder‏ @jwsnyderjr 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All that gorilla warfare is extremely dangerous!

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