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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2017

      "The reason we have tragedies like this is because of how our healthcare system that I am dead set on undermining fails to serve Americans in desperate need of psychological treatment." https://trib.al/BK6v3v8 pic.twitter.com/eFgBzvQfce

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2017

      .@SpeakerRyan: "Mass shootings like this are about access to mental health care that we will continue to gut." https://trib.al/ktuceKE pic.twitter.com/zKULkBPujT

      4:07 PM - 2 Oct 2017
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      55 replies 1,278 retweets 3,042 likes
        1. Jacqui Barrineau 🚀‏Verified account @JBNotes 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          So true that it’s goddamn nauseating.

          0 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
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        2. chris wrenn‏ @lucy191 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Paul Ryan takes NRA money. Paul Ryan has to go… He is part of the problem. Vote 2018.

          1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
        3. Maryellen Ford‏ @gomefelliott 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @lucy191 @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Entire government should not be receiving political money! Take the bribery out of politics!

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Virginia‏ @GinSingh 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          but it's only a mental health issue if you're white. Else, it's all about the need for a law and order state. #smh

          2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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        1. 23Carlisle‏ @23Carlisle 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          The lil voice in Paul Ryan's head: "How do I make this not about gun safety? Healthcare! ....................... oh, yeah. Right. Crap.

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. Bryan D. Fleming‏ @bryandfleming 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          the best part are how some people are serious in their replies.. its kind of makes me nervous about mankind...pic.twitter.com/S6NaSH7IQx

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Mercury Rabbit‏ @Resistance_Rabs 3 Oct 2017
          Replying to @bryandfleming @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          pic.twitter.com/HAEQ0Ffvus

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        1. gay waiter Paul‏ @PaulSorrentino3 8 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          check out @CathyMyersWI running to unseat ryan #W101 mom educator for single payer healthcare against pipelines time for real change

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        1. Quietly Over It‏ @lizscher 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          I genuinely did a double take because I didn't see that this was the onion at first

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        2. Norm Evangelista‏ @NormEvangelista 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          "The real culprit in responses like these is our inadequate campaign finance laws that allow the NRA to buy politicians like Paul Ryan."

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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        2. Melissa Robinson‏ @meljordyn 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          At least Paul Ryan is taking responsibility for his actions. Now what is he going to do about it? #TimeToFixOurHealthCareSystem

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Evokin‏ @BcbEvokin 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @meljordyn @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          *points out it's the Onion* We can only hope he really does.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Melissa Robinson‏ @meljordyn 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @BcbEvokin @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          I know-a woman can dream. Right? 😂

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Anna Vincent‏ @ancientvincent 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @JustinNorman @SpeakerRyan

          you almost had me

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        1. Mrs. Wilson‏ @805cheftiff 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          I am so fuckin confused by this statement! Oh wait, it's Paul Ryan.... nevermind

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        1. curls‏ @christabrkhouse 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

          Thought the onion was satire. Make me laugh damnit.

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        1. David Glenn 3D CG‏ @DGlenn3DCG 2 Oct 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @DaronNefcy @SpeakerRyan

          We are cutting health care at a time when we should be improving it to include mental health!

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