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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2017

    Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason https://trib.al/VEoSnqj pic.twitter.com/HrE5X8GiNo

    11:21 AM - 2 Oct 2017
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    • trevonspann Via💕 scary spice latte 🎃 Justice 💀⟠ C Lexi Allison Albitz Hailey ❤️🌸☺️ Astrid Cruz
    131 replies 17,502 retweets 34,390 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2017

        Americans across the country confirmed Monday they were hopeful this would be the last mass shooting before all such occurrences stopped on their own for no reason at all. https://trib.al/7Vd9rFP pic.twitter.com/oNLdkwIXac

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      2. Steve Curry‏ @scurryn 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @irishcurry

        #ENOUGHpic.twitter.com/knRucxfbii

        2 replies 19 retweets 85 likes
      3. Nik  🏳️‍🌈 🌿‏ @nikkalick3 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @scurryn @TheOnion @irishcurry

        The day we did nothing after Sandy Hook was the day I realized America cares more about its guns than its children

        3 replies 16 retweets 195 likes
      4. John Curry‏ @irishcurry 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @nikkalick3 @NicoleSchwart17 and

        Same for me. No where else in the world had children been targeted & there been little to no follow up or follow through. Depressing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      5. Nik  🏳️‍🌈 🌿‏ @nikkalick3 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @irishcurry @scurryn @TheOnion

        It’s disgusting. I’m tired of seeing the headline “biggest mass shooting in American history” year after year

        0 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
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      2. Brian mangan‏ @bpmangan 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @heylittlehouse

        pic.twitter.com/xhqgUhqPKd

        1 reply 37 retweets 121 likes
      3. Michael‏ @heylittlehouse 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @bpmangan @TheOnion

        :'(

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Brian mangan‏ @bpmangan 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @heylittlehouse @TheOnion

        Yea the more long term of a look you take at the onion the darker the satire gets

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Michael‏ @heylittlehouse 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @bpmangan @TheOnion

        I like how @nytimes doesn't credit your research on this topic. ;)https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/03/business/media/the-onion-las-vegas-headline.html …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Brian mangan‏ @bpmangan 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @heylittlehouse @TheOnion @nytimes

        Haha I'm not gonna say it was exactly independent research. I also found the picture on twitter

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. kaydub‏ @kaseywil 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire?

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3.  🌑 🌎 🦇Lil Ender Vert 🦇 🌎 🌑‏ @EnderMynx 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @kaseywil @TheOnion

        They are using satire to criticize the government and their ability to prevent these attacks

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. kaydub‏ @kaseywil 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EnderMynx @TheOnion

        I know. I was being sarcastic because life is so insane these days that satire and reality have merged.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      5.  🌑 🌎 🦇Lil Ender Vert 🦇 🌎 🌑‏ @EnderMynx 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @kaseywil @TheOnion

        Okay that's understandeable

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Khalil Spencer‏ @khalil_spencer 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @trippstelnicki

        You read this?http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/theres-only-one-thing-that-connects-all-mass-shooters_us_59d26df5e4b06791bb1228ed?kmi …

        1 reply 3 retweets 14 likes
      3. Tripp Stelnicki‏ @trippstelnicki 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @khalil_spencer @TheOnion

        not yet, been busy this morning with all the prayers and condolences

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Tripp Stelnicki‏ @trippstelnicki 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @trippstelnicki @khalil_spencer

        I think the bots have found this tweeteraction of particular interest for some unclear reason -- does this mean we're famous in Russia now?!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Ayngel *Vote like a girl!* Boshemia‏ @boshemia 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, remember when the onion was still satire? Yeah... Good times.

        5 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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