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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2017

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://trib.al/7ILqSGa pic.twitter.com/FZuB4iWFOi

    6:49 AM - 2 Oct 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2017

        Citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. https://trib.al/zdCwn6r pic.twitter.com/tHOm878OGh

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      2. Megan Leigh‏ @mleighiswriting 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Couldn't you have waited at least 24 hours? Jeez...

        39 replies 5 retweets 109 likes
      3. She-Ra  🛡#TakeAZ‏ @SheRa_Resists 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mleighiswriting @TheOnion

        We’ve been waiting since Columbine.....

        9 replies 33 retweets 1,711 likes
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      5. Josh Gorham‏ @JoshGorham17 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SamRider1412 @SheRa_Princess_ @TheOnion

        Yeah because Paris has a mass shooting almost every day like in the US, right?

        13 replies 12 retweets 795 likes
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      7. Josh Gorham‏ @JoshGorham17 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @evander_wynn @SamRider1412 and

        I'm sorry that cable news doesn't spoon feed you the truth.https://www.google.com/amp/www.newsweek.com/mass-shooting-almost-every-day-us-675334%3Famp=1 …

        12 replies 43 retweets 674 likes
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      9. Josh Gorham‏ @JoshGorham17 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @evander_wynn @SamRider1412 and

        Im sorry that you have no idea how to use the internet and how to find out facts 😂

        8 replies 8 retweets 783 likes
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      2. Katie‏ @katykatiekati 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @matt___nelson

        This isn’t helpful right now.

        4 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. The Dogfather‏ @matt___nelson 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @katykatiekati @TheOnion

        you’re right. Gun control would be

        7 replies 7 retweets 532 likes
      4. Katie‏ @katykatiekati 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @matt___nelson @TheOnion

        Not everyone wants to argue with you. You have opportunity to lift people up today...why are you using to be angry with a broken system?

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. The Dogfather‏ @matt___nelson 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @katykatiekati @TheOnion

        I’m angry because I’ve had to “lift people up” every other fucking week because this shit happens

        4 replies 6 retweets 302 likes
      6. Katie‏ @katykatiekati 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @matt___nelson @TheOnion

        But has your anger change it?Happy people don’t hurt each other.Angry people do. Gun control needs to be discussed but let’s not do it today

        18 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Lisa M‏ @lmartzrn 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @katykatiekati @matt___nelson @TheOnion

        Today is the right day for me! Let's talk about gun control TODAY! #GunControlNow

        1 reply 0 retweets 121 likes
      8. Lisa M‏ @lmartzrn 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lmartzrn @katykatiekati and

        #GunControlNow #mentalhealthawareness They go hand-in-hand. People get angry; those that can't control it must be identified and helped.

        5 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
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      2. cold block of tofu‏ @stateofparks 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @thebigG_69

        every fucking time

        1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
      3. Grayson Parker‏ @thebigG_69 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @stateofparks @TheOnion

        I'll retweet this article every time it's posted

        1 reply 4 retweets 193 likes
      4. cold block of tofu‏ @stateofparks 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thebigG_69 @TheOnion

        the frequency is frustrating

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      5. Grayson Parker‏ @thebigG_69 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @stateofparks @TheOnion

        That's a very soft word for what it is

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      6. cold block of tofu‏ @stateofparks 2 Oct 2017
        Replying to @thebigG_69

        the others are swimming inside

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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