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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2017

    Grandma Jumps Into Buick For Emergency Birdseed Run https://trib.al/ZzmvE8E pic.twitter.com/8Sae2eKKsV

    4:45 PM - 30 Sep 2017
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    16 replies 249 retweets 1,355 likes
      1. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Literally my mom. Buick. Birdseed. Everything.

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      1. AUtitude‏ @AUtitude 30 Sep 2017
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        no lie..working in Hardware store..Blizzard..I walk to open store 6 AM.. first customer.. Snow Shovel?.. Salt?.. Nope..BIRDSEED!

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      1. Bill Moran‏ @BillMoranWBKS 30 Sep 2017
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        When satire is too close to the actual news it's time to follow grandma around.

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      1. Ms Fisher‏ @Iwillnotfall 30 Sep 2017
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        I miss my old Buick. It was like a sailboat. I also miss the birds. I outlived them. Just having to settle for twitter now. ~sigh~

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      1. AUtitude‏ @AUtitude 30 Sep 2017
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        His mother made him risk his safety on ice covered roads.... cause the birds might starve... he was PISSED... SMH

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 30 Sep 2017
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        I've actually seen it but it was a Cadillac

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      1. Jimmy Been‏ @been_jimmy 30 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/ESIhtrGXVS

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      1. Mike Hein‏ @HeinMike 30 Sep 2017
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        This is hysterical!

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      1. Hank gunderson‏ @Vawmtsamsiyu 30 Sep 2017
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        Hunger makes you angery, angry birds destroy houses. Just ask the green pigs.

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      2. Dan‏ @akaTrendy 30 Sep 2017
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        @IAmSnoopy14

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      3. Adam Hyams‏ @IAmSnoopy14 30 Sep 2017
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        I was literally going to send that to you

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      1. One Bear Band‏ @bearchuck 30 Sep 2017
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        Been there

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      1.  #️⃣Chrissy‏ @Chrissy_B67 30 Sep 2017
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        @djmolllyd It me 😁😂😂

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      1. HroHunter‏ @AnIdiotsGuide1 30 Sep 2017
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        GG WP

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