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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2017

    Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking https://trib.al/WvBepHd pic.twitter.com/12Osagxvmi

    3:42 PM - 30 Sep 2017
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    • Karsten Rvs Atmosphere Model💋 #EliteSeries Rachel Marie Grimm ʰᵉʸ ⁱᵗ’ˢ ⁱᵃⁿ Pierre-Simon Laplace Diane Wade Scary Flan de Spam Suburban Elitism is good, actually Adam Gordon
    30 replies 366 retweets 1,229 likes
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      2. Yajur Arora‏ @AroraYajur 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @absneverhadabs it u

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      3. Abhishek Gupta‏ @absneverhadabs 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @AroraYajur @TheOnion

        Disgusting

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      4. Abhishek Gupta‏ @absneverhadabs 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @absneverhadabs @AroraYajur @TheOnion

        Plus you been licking more these last two weeks innit

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      2. Jana 🌊‏ @Janagrams 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Between licking, chewing, and slurping, I typically reach my Fitbit goal.

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      3. Crisscross‏ @crisscross_xl 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Janagrams @TheOnion

        I reached my fidget spinner goal then lost it forever in the couch cushions :(

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      1. andrew‏ @HartThe 30 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/fnYzH0nnTR

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      1. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo 30 Sep 2017
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        🍒🍆hhhmmmmpic.twitter.com/ZjLWGSiW6H

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      1. Lee Calcote‏ @lcalcote 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ryanseay

        Earlier today, I my tongue was so tired, I took a nap.

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      1. Angry Young Man‏ @155163 30 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/1GMf4VShho

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      1. constance wehner‏ @mizconstance 1 Oct 2017
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        And the other 56% from swiping.

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      1. माया‏ @libre_et_suisse 1 Oct 2017
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        Some of us get a LOT more. 😜

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      1. Shannon P. Laws‏ @SPLaws 30 Sep 2017
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        My tongue is sore

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 30 Sep 2017
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        Nightly but definitely not 44%, Lol

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      1. Crisscross‏ @crisscross_xl 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn that ice cream looks dope AF. I'm lactose intolerant and I don't give a fuck.

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      1.  🤢‏ @twinkferson 30 Sep 2017
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        My favorite type of excercise

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