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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2017

    Factory Farm Chicken Rounds Out Miserable Existence By Going Bad In Man’s Refrigerator https://trib.al/1OlIs4W pic.twitter.com/I1pmriVOfh

    1:36 PM - 30 Sep 2017
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    25 replies 369 retweets 1,610 likes
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      2. Sebastian Persson‏ @BishopsBlaize 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So sad. I wish the chicken all the breast in heaven.

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      2. Black Cat Poop, LLC.‏ @catpoopburglar 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think this headline could have been better with an adjective for man. Like Florida man; unemployed man; divorced man; etc.

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      1. Kathleen York‏Verified account @birdyork 30 Sep 2017
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        exactly. great post.

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      1. Sousi‏ @sousibrown 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Depressing.

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      1. Dave Grouse‏ @David_Grouse 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i cant handle the onion anymore

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      1.  🔨Rube Goldberg's Mechanic 🔧‏ @h2opolopunk 30 Sep 2017
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        Well this pic sure helps my Yom Kippur fast.

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      1. Land361‏ @Land361 30 Sep 2017
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        Can boneless chickens stand for the national anthem without assistance?

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      1. Miss Kaneda‏ @MissKaneda 1 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Gipith9v4W

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 1 Oct 2017
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        Man is an idiot as this chicken should have been kept in the freezer, thus making chickens existence meaningfulpic.twitter.com/4IlNoooAhK

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 30 Sep 2017
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        Man recalls a working mom who never learned to cook herself.

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      1. MonaLisaJones‏ @MonaLisa_Jones 30 Sep 2017
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        😞

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      1. snausage71‏ @snausage71 30 Sep 2017
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        That's not funny, just sad. 😿

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      1. For sale‏ @theamericanvent 30 Sep 2017
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        Poor anti-vegan

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      1. Eric Long‏ @freerangenerd 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A moment of silence as we remember factory farm chicken. He was a good chicken who did his best despite trying circumstances.

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      1. Cap'n Lou‏ @Capn_Lou_ 30 Sep 2017
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        Don't forget to keep your meat #icecold!

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 30 Sep 2017
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        So true! Not to mention the frost burnt ice cubes I have to throw down the drain

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      1. Sergio Barragan‏ @bearagun 30 Sep 2017
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        You gotta plug the fridge for it to chill

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      1. Alexander Biebricher‏ @alexbiebricher 30 Sep 2017
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        Holy cow!

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