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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2017

    Mark Zuckerberg Admits He Unsure Why Anyone Still Uses Facebook https://trib.al/k7Ypzfq pic.twitter.com/5wDvPHZlcV

    9:24 AM - 30 Sep 2017
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      1. Kevin‏ @redwarden3 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Yi6EH9GD34

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      2. L‏ @Iudgates 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he unsure

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      3. Chris Howwwwllll‏ @chrishoweareyou 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Iudgates @TheOnion

        THANK you

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      2. Stephen Mitchell‏ @LivinCivil 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @elannahedits

        Facebook is the new RadioShack

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      4. Stephen Mitchell‏ @LivinCivil 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @MyWifeClaire @TheOnion @elannahedits

        Home

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      5. *very sugar ray fan acct*‏ @MyWifeClaire 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @LivinCivil @TheOnion @elannahedits

        lemme stay over for two weeks straight wyd rn

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      6. Stephen Mitchell‏ @LivinCivil 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @MyWifeClaire @TheOnion @elannahedits

        No.

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      7. *very sugar ray fan acct*‏ @MyWifeClaire 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @LivinCivil @TheOnion @elannahedits

        ok well

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. vijay banga‏ @lekh27 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #It Is an #addiction #better Than #idling #time #occupies You #feels #engaged & #busy

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      1. Neelie611  ✍‏ @EileenPCarry 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now that is funny! Just stopped myself ... 😄

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      1. Jack Thak‏ @deepbelches 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @raju

        Damn. Tricked again 👏🏾 Onion. #AtFirstGlance

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      1. Jimmy Been‏ @been_jimmy 30 Sep 2017
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        It's all about the fathoms. Fathom users have taken over. Even leftist took over advertising.pic.twitter.com/sWLg5kgn0t

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      1. All Hallow's Steve‏ @stevethefirst 30 Sep 2017
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        Seems like Facebook is well past it's "Use By" date like a lot of social media sites and applications.

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      1. molly martin‏ @shivers333 2 Oct 2017
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        Report: Nothing Stopping You From Deleting Your Facebook Account Right Now https://trib.al/0EKehon  pic.twitter.com/flY01KIGMf
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      1. Victoria Gambrell‏ @VictoriaGambre5 2 Oct 2017
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        Fb is much easier to use than twitter to me

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      1. Stop Lobbying‏ @StopLobbying 1 Oct 2017
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        The FB stink is creeping out. Insiders shorting stock. Get out before they dump shares and steal your $$.

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      1. Matt Von Grimm‏ @MattVonGrimm 1 Oct 2017
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        I hate Mark Zuckerberg, the smug, thieving, talentless scum. Facebook has it's uses, but a lot of them bad. Facebook is a stalkers dream.

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