Sad saga of 29yo who should be at pinnacle of dating prowess, yet still at high school level of social awkwardness. It's funny but it isn't.
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Why did you do a story about me?
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Me_irl
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I'm honored you guys would do a story on me
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The eyes should have been the first signal to leave early
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The gold digger thought he was a bastard rather heir to the throne.
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Ruining a date can be much more fun than saving it.
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This is why I'm going to live the rest of my days as a cat lady.
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I know, asking for doggie bag is a huge mistake. Huge.pic.twitter.com/hMGeRd8o8w
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Haha nice
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Why is Edward Snowdon featured in the picture?
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The Onion writes such hard hitting journalism.pic.twitter.com/xSLejepblC
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@bb_bunnie just another man not even acknowledging a woman’s emotional labor!!!
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Skip the Politics
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I had a date so bad that it gave me the runs. All this time I thought plums were the devils fruit, scheesh.
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"No, I meant you've got a nice rack... of lamb, babe."
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